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ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN
An INFLUENCER, a snake-like dancer, is shilling atop a platform of
mediocre stability.
INFLUENCER
JPEGs for sale! Ten thousand
unique JPEGs for sale!
From screen right SOMEONE with blazed eyes and a misplaced mouth
appears.
SOMEONE
I am a bitcoin maximalist...
The INFLUENCER takes little time to notice SOMEONE, anyone.
INFLUENCER
Sweep the floor in the metaverse!
Key word: M-E-T-A-V-E-R-S-E!
SOMEONE
...and I want to get into web3.
INFLUENCER
Profit now from your personal
data!
The MINER appears from screen left and talks face to face with
SOMEONE and the INFLUENCER will continue to pay zero attention to
their dialogue.
MINER
Psst, I’ve just gone through an
episode...
INFLUENCER
Digital property rights for sale!
MINER
...where I transitioned into web3.
INFLUENCER
Twenty percent off digital property
rights!
SOMEONE
(disgusted)
Ergh, you look unfit!
INFLUENCER
Remove the middleman and take your
royalties to the grave!
They both look at the INFLUENCER and then back at each other.
MINER
It’s part of the transition.
SOMEONE
What?
MINER
It’s part of fitting in!
INFLUENCER
Do Your Own Research!
SOMEONE
Oh, can you take me?
The MINER extends their hand.
MINER
Come with me.
SOMEONE grabs it and they dissappear together.
INFLUENCER
We Are Gonna Make It!
END OF EPISODE
ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN
An INFLUENCER, a snake-like dancer, is shilling atop a platform of
mediocre stability.
INFLUENCER
JPEGs for sale! Ten thousand
unique JPEGs for sale!
From screen right SOMEONE with blazed eyes and a misplaced mouth
appears.
SOMEONE
I am a bitcoin maximalist...
The INFLUENCER takes little time to notice SOMEONE, anyone.
INFLUENCER
Sweep the floor in the metaverse!
Key word: M-E-T-A-V-E-R-S-E!
SOMEONE
...and I want to get into web3.
INFLUENCER
Profit now from your personal
data!
The MINER appears from screen left and talks face to face with
SOMEONE and the INFLUENCER will continue to pay zero attention to
their dialogue.
MINER
Psst, I’ve just gone through an
episode...
INFLUENCER
Digital property rights for sale!
MINER
...where I transitioned into web3.
INFLUENCER
Twenty percent off digital property
rights!
SOMEONE
(disgusted)
Ergh, you look unfit!
INFLUENCER
Remove the middleman and take your
royalties to the grave!
They both look at the INFLUENCER and then back at each other.
MINER
It’s part of the transition.
SOMEONE
What?
MINER
It’s part of fitting in!
INFLUENCER
Do Your Own Research!
SOMEONE
Oh, can you take me?
The MINER extends their hand.
MINER
Come with me.
SOMEONE grabs it and they dissappear together.
INFLUENCER
We Are Gonna Make It!
END OF EPISODE
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