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ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN
DANIEL, with their arms and amputated legs, is hanging onto the back
of The MINER who is holding onto a block spinning in ether.
MINER
Hold tight, Daniel.
DANIEL
Oi!
MINER
It’s happening!
At the sound of a snap the block stops and a new one starts. The
MINER and DANIEL move to the new block.
DANIEL
It’s happening!
What is my name?
Is it Sally, is it Blue Boy?
MINER
Daniel.
DANIEL
Is it... aah?
The process repeats: snap, new block, The MINER and DANIEL move to
the new block.
MINER
Before you change your name.
DANIEL
Is it Samson?
MINER
There is something I wish to
ask you.
DANIEL
Is it Su... is it Patrick?
Is my name Patrick?
Snap. New block. Move.
MINER
Uh, not yet.
DANIEL
Aargh.
MINER
We are bridging blockchains
from Ethereum to Namecoin.
DANIEL
Ok, what did you want to ask?
Snap. New block. Move.
MINER
Well, I fear that we will not
be frens when your identity
updates.
DANIEL
(leaning in)
Lend me your ear.
MINER
Ooh, that’s ticklish.
Snap. New block. Move.
DANIEL
(singing)
The more we are together the
happier we’ll be. For my frens
are your frens and your frens
are my frens.
A squishy sound emits from DANIEL’s stumps (amputated legs).
MINER
Oh, Daniel, your stumpies are
squirting.
DANIEL
Stick em in and we can be
connected forever, fren.
MINER
I trust you, fren.
The MINER grabs the two stumps and sticks them into his ears.
Snap. New block.
DANIEL and MINER
The mooarr we are together
the happier we’ll beeeee
for my frens are your frens
and your frens are my frens.
MINER
(woozy)
When are we gonna get there?
Snap. New block. DEVOTED, a simple face composed of three dots,
appears.
DEVOTED
Hello frens.
MINER
We have arrived!
DEVOTED
Welcome to Namecoin.
The MINER and DANIEL, now frens, bridge from the Ethereum blockchain
to the Namecoin blockchain with DEVOTED.
END OF EPISODE
ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN
DANIEL, with their arms and amputated legs, is hanging onto the back
of The MINER who is holding onto a block spinning in ether.
MINER
Hold tight, Daniel.
DANIEL
Oi!
MINER
It’s happening!
At the sound of a snap the block stops and a new one starts. The
MINER and DANIEL move to the new block.
DANIEL
It’s happening!
What is my name?
Is it Sally, is it Blue Boy?
MINER
Daniel.
DANIEL
Is it... aah?
The process repeats: snap, new block, The MINER and DANIEL move to
the new block.
MINER
Before you change your name.
DANIEL
Is it Samson?
MINER
There is something I wish to
ask you.
DANIEL
Is it Su... is it Patrick?
Is my name Patrick?
Snap. New block. Move.
MINER
Uh, not yet.
DANIEL
Aargh.
MINER
We are bridging blockchains
from Ethereum to Namecoin.
DANIEL
Ok, what did you want to ask?
Snap. New block. Move.
MINER
Well, I fear that we will not
be frens when your identity
updates.
DANIEL
(leaning in)
Lend me your ear.
MINER
Ooh, that’s ticklish.
Snap. New block. Move.
DANIEL
(singing)
The more we are together the
happier we’ll be. For my frens
are your frens and your frens
are my frens.
A squishy sound emits from DANIEL’s stumps (amputated legs).
MINER
Oh, Daniel, your stumpies are
squirting.
DANIEL
Stick em in and we can be
connected forever, fren.
MINER
I trust you, fren.
The MINER grabs the two stumps and sticks them into his ears.
Snap. New block.
DANIEL and MINER
The mooarr we are together
the happier we’ll beeeee
for my frens are your frens
and your frens are my frens.
MINER
(woozy)
When are we gonna get there?
Snap. New block. DEVOTED, a simple face composed of three dots,
appears.
DEVOTED
Hello frens.
MINER
We have arrived!
DEVOTED
Welcome to Namecoin.
The MINER and DANIEL, now frens, bridge from the Ethereum blockchain
to the Namecoin blockchain with DEVOTED.
END OF EPISODE
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