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NAMECOIN BLOCKCHAIN
DANIEL's entire body has slid into The MINER's ears; the two are now
functioning as one.
MINER/DANIEL
Hello.
The MINER/DANIEL waves at DEVOTED.
DEVOTED
(announcing)
Open the gates.
The gate begins to open and CHAINLEFT, a pixelated nobleman,
appears.
CHAINLEFT
Wait!
The gate quickly closes and traps The MINER/DANIEL, who scream.
CHAINLEFT
Have you verified this person?
DEVOTED
This is not one person, ser.
MINER/DANIEL
Just the two of us, it's just the
two of us, yeah.
CHAINLEFT
Hmmm.
CHAINLEFT’s profile picture alters.
DEVOTED
Why did you change your PFP?
CHAINLEFT
A PFP is simply a mechanical mask
therapy.
DEVOTED
Whatever.
MINER/DANIEL
Weeeee neeeed to beeee updated.
DANIEL emerges out of The MINER's ear.
DEVOTED
This miner needs to update.
CHAINLEFT
An update is preferred to a change,
but an alteration, which is what
I’m doing is the most honourable
modification.
DANIEL
Release me.
DEVOTED
Well, what say we release him into
the auction?
CHAINLEFT
No.
The MINER notices that CHAINLEFT and DEVOTED are preoccupied.
MINER
(whispers to DANIEL)
There it is - get to the auction
before it is too late, and don't
leave me behind ok?
DANIEL
Yes I do it; I come back for you.
DANIEL crawls away.
CHAINLEFT’s profile picture alters once again.
CHAINLEFT
Do you like it?
Do you like it!
DEVOTED
Uh-uh.
CHAINLEFT
(dejected)
Aah.
END OF EPISODE
NAMECOIN BLOCKCHAIN
DANIEL's entire body has slid into The MINER's ears; the two are now
functioning as one.
MINER/DANIEL
Hello.
The MINER/DANIEL waves at DEVOTED.
DEVOTED
(announcing)
Open the gates.
The gate begins to open and CHAINLEFT, a pixelated nobleman,
appears.
CHAINLEFT
Wait!
The gate quickly closes and traps The MINER/DANIEL, who scream.
CHAINLEFT
Have you verified this person?
DEVOTED
This is not one person, ser.
MINER/DANIEL
Just the two of us, it's just the
two of us, yeah.
CHAINLEFT
Hmmm.
CHAINLEFT’s profile picture alters.
DEVOTED
Why did you change your PFP?
CHAINLEFT
A PFP is simply a mechanical mask
therapy.
DEVOTED
Whatever.
MINER/DANIEL
Weeeee neeeed to beeee updated.
DANIEL emerges out of The MINER's ear.
DEVOTED
This miner needs to update.
CHAINLEFT
An update is preferred to a change,
but an alteration, which is what
I’m doing is the most honourable
modification.
DANIEL
Release me.
DEVOTED
Well, what say we release him into
the auction?
CHAINLEFT
No.
The MINER notices that CHAINLEFT and DEVOTED are preoccupied.
MINER
(whispers to DANIEL)
There it is - get to the auction
before it is too late, and don't
leave me behind ok?
DANIEL
Yes I do it; I come back for you.
DANIEL crawls away.
CHAINLEFT’s profile picture alters once again.
CHAINLEFT
Do you like it?
Do you like it!
DEVOTED
Uh-uh.
CHAINLEFT
(dejected)
Aah.
END OF EPISODE
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