We are entering the age of agents. As Mark Andreessen eloquently phrases this development, we have conjured sand to life. [1] Bostrom-style doomerism aside, [2] the aesthete is left wondering: What cultural objects will our silicon agents covet, if any? [3] Carbon biology is fragile, so silicon will access the beginning of infinity [4] extra terram much faster than us radiation-sensitive humans. Therefore, numerically, the agentic ecosystem is very likely to outnumber our own by orders of mag...