1.Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."

2.Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.

Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.

3. "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."

"Yours?Can you prove it?"

"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."

4. One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"

Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"

5. "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

"That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

"No, but I am always thirsty!"

1.Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."

2.Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.

Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.

3. "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."

"Yours?Can you prove it?"

"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."

4. One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"

Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"

5. "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

"That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

"No, but I am always thirsty!"