I said the title of this article out loud to myself and in my head with pure joy as a I attempted to sound like a 1950's cartoon gangster. It's the crypto current, see...myah, seee...you get it. I'm a terrible surfer. It's one of those things that I always want to be good at but right now, am just not good at it. I can balance on the board when I'm on solid ground, but once the actual 'ground, or water in this case, beneath me begins to move', I am unable to...