What if the most expensive substance in the world is not gold, oil, or data — but water? Not H₂O, but the “water” spoken of in the Bible: that which leads humanity out of the desert of meaning and into knowledge. This article is not a pitch for a job, nor a typical NFT drop. It is an attempt to sell a glass of biblical water as an NFT — a formulation of knowledge hidden in plain sight. Ancient texts, linguistic resonance, Egyptian hieroglyphs, and a deliberately mistranslated biblical phrase