I literally couldn’t keep my eyes off you from the moment I saw you. You were sitting there, mewing at the strange circumstances that you found yourself in, when I first realized that you were my dude. You had rough beginnings. Within a week of adopting you (at a premium since you were so god damn fucking cute) you broke your hip. While I was at work, you had jumped off the counter-top and broken your hip. The next 2 months were an impossible task. I was instructed to keep my 5 month old kitt...