People often ask me, “Sir, why do you farm invisible cucumbers?”
And the answer is very simple: because visible cucumbers are too mainstream.

You see, in the year 2022.7 (yes, there was a half year that scientists forgot to tell you about), the Interdimensional Agriculture Council (IAC) voted unanimously to move all cucumbers to Layer 2. This was mainly to reduce gas fees, but also because the cucumbers were tired of being eaten. Very understandable.

Now, skeptics will say:

“But cucumbers can’t vote, and neither can vegetables in general.”

To that I say: have you ever seen a tomato not voting? Exactly.

Anyway, my invisible cucumber farm is thriving. Every time someone mints an NFT of a shoe that looks like spaghetti, I get a new cucumber. And when the cucumbers grow too powerful, they usually just log onto Discord and argue about anime.

The key takeaway is this: never trust a watermelon that promises you yield, but always trust a cucumber that refuses to show itself. Because as my uncle always said, “If you can’t see it, it can’t rug you.”

In conclusion, I strongly advise you to invest all your emotional support into invisible cucumbers. Not financial advice, of course—unless you’re a zucchini.

People often ask me, “Sir, why do you farm invisible cucumbers?”
And the answer is very simple: because visible cucumbers are too mainstream.

You see, in the year 2022.7 (yes, there was a half year that scientists forgot to tell you about), the Interdimensional Agriculture Council (IAC) voted unanimously to move all cucumbers to Layer 2. This was mainly to reduce gas fees, but also because the cucumbers were tired of being eaten. Very understandable.

Now, skeptics will say:

“But cucumbers can’t vote, and neither can vegetables in general.”

To that I say: have you ever seen a tomato not voting? Exactly.

Anyway, my invisible cucumber farm is thriving. Every time someone mints an NFT of a shoe that looks like spaghetti, I get a new cucumber. And when the cucumbers grow too powerful, they usually just log onto Discord and argue about anime.

The key takeaway is this: never trust a watermelon that promises you yield, but always trust a cucumber that refuses to show itself. Because as my uncle always said, “If you can’t see it, it can’t rug you.”

In conclusion, I strongly advise you to invest all your emotional support into invisible cucumbers. Not financial advice, of course—unless you’re a zucchini.