The Genesis Club publishes a list every 100 years, ranking members by the degree of perfection of the worlds they have created. The world we live in is riddled with flaws and loopholes. It all started when the Flying Spaghetti Monster (hereinafter referred to as 'the Monster' ) , who is at the bottom of the list, got hammered. Knowing that his latest rating had dropped yet further, the Monster drowned his sorrows as he descended to Earth, but he ate the yeast in the kitchen by accid...
