The half-joke long before I left Coinbase in June 2022 was that I was going to quit to sell hot dogs. I was a senior software engineer, burnt out, and more than ready to do anything else; so long as it was in web3 anyways. So, as early as March of 2022, a couple friends and I decided the world needed more hot dogs. The “plan” was to sell hot dog NFTs. One friend would do the designs, another the scripting work + marketing, and I’d write the contracts + handle IPFS. This was obviously a full-p...