One of the wives complained to her husband，“Look here！All of our neighbors’husbands call their wives such sweet and romantic names. You never call me one like that.” So the husband said，“What do they call their wives？I never heard anything！” The wife said，“The one who lives on our right，he calls his wife ‘apple pie’. The one who lives next to him calls his wife ‘sweet cherry blossom’. The one who lives to the left of us calls his wife ‘rosemary’. （It’s a very fragrant kind of spice you put in...
