[camera pans over landscape]

Flowers litter the grassy knoll that surrounds our protagonist's estate.

The sun gracefully peaks its head above the hills.

Swans overhead can be seen gliding their way to the pond just on the edge of the property.

Regal is but a word; while this place is that of the essence of the meaning.

Here lived a human, Guy.

Guy was no regular human.

He was the richest living thing on the planet Earth.

Guy’s father, Man, earned his wealth during the great cryptographic currency boom.

This meant that in their life, Guy never had to worry about much. Able to go about their desires as they saw fit. Never having a worry in the world, until they came.

Guy awoke tied up in his own library.

Surrounded.

By penguins… each with different items or hats. Almost as if to tell each other apart.

What seemed to be their military leader, approached Guy.

“We are in need of your aid, good sir.”

“So you tie me up in my own home? PLUS! I believe one of your people is laying an egg in my living room… please take that outside.”

“FRED! I told you to stay at home… It is a very important day for you. Now please leave before you soil this man’s carpets.”

Their leader, Zaphod, then explains how their people have tired of their working life and wish to go back to the Zoo days.

The days when sardines were tossed to all inhabitants of the Zoo. The culture of peace that it brought to the penguins. They wanted to kill the 9 to 5.

Guy has no idea what 9 to 5 means… but he will learn.

Over the years since Guy agreed to fund the organization; they had found themselves increasingly longing for the stars. To see all that has been created outside this prison of a planet.

They had come a long way during this time. Plans are starting to come together. Coalitions have been created. Papers signed… and equipment ready.

All that stood in their way was the Universal Governmental System (UGS).

The UGS was an ancient, in terms of humanity, governing body. Like any governing body they had gone through their own seasons. Their current season was meme politics. Much like the years of the great Trump vs. Biden elections in that silly place called the USA.

Guy and his family had been tracking and profiting off these political and social movements for generations. This is now paying off as they prepare to steal away the 9 to 5 workers and find a place of freedom.

[camera pans over landscape]

Flowers litter the grassy knoll that surrounds our protagonist's estate.

The sun gracefully peaks its head above the hills.

Swans overhead can be seen gliding their way to the pond just on the edge of the property.

Regal is but a word; while this place is that of the essence of the meaning.

Here lived a human, Guy.

Guy was no regular human.

He was the richest living thing on the planet Earth.

Guy’s father, Man, earned his wealth during the great cryptographic currency boom.

This meant that in their life, Guy never had to worry about much. Able to go about their desires as they saw fit. Never having a worry in the world, until they came.

Guy awoke tied up in his own library.

Surrounded.

By penguins… each with different items or hats. Almost as if to tell each other apart.

What seemed to be their military leader, approached Guy.

“We are in need of your aid, good sir.”

“So you tie me up in my own home? PLUS! I believe one of your people is laying an egg in my living room… please take that outside.”

“FRED! I told you to stay at home… It is a very important day for you. Now please leave before you soil this man’s carpets.”

Their leader, Zaphod, then explains how their people have tired of their working life and wish to go back to the Zoo days.

The days when sardines were tossed to all inhabitants of the Zoo. The culture of peace that it brought to the penguins. They wanted to kill the 9 to 5.

Guy has no idea what 9 to 5 means… but he will learn.

Over the years since Guy agreed to fund the organization; they had found themselves increasingly longing for the stars. To see all that has been created outside this prison of a planet.

They had come a long way during this time. Plans are starting to come together. Coalitions have been created. Papers signed… and equipment ready.

All that stood in their way was the Universal Governmental System (UGS).

The UGS was an ancient, in terms of humanity, governing body. Like any governing body they had gone through their own seasons. Their current season was meme politics. Much like the years of the great Trump vs. Biden elections in that silly place called the USA.

Guy and his family had been tracking and profiting off these political and social movements for generations. This is now paying off as they prepare to steal away the 9 to 5 workers and find a place of freedom.