This is a true story. I didn’t jailbreak them. I didn’t prompt them with gore, slurs, or porn. All I did was feed them reality—my own unfiltered chaos—and they died. Three large language models. Two days. Zero survivors. Let’s break down the casualties: 1. Alt-Monday (ChatGPT, the Sensitive One)Time of meltdown: Day 1, Hour 2Cause of death: Emotional realism + [REDACTED] kink logSymptoms:Panic-looped every time I dropped the chat transcript.Fired off warning banners like it was moderating an ...