This article will likely attract the praise of boomer sound money gold bugs, who have hardened hearts against the sole digital age monetary asset innovation, Bitcoin. Likewise, it will be greeted with scorn from the bitcoin techie crowd whether they be Bitcoin Standard Bearers (also, known as maximalists), the Crypto World Shitcoin Minimalists, or traditional Keynesians all of whom have hardened their hearts against gold adopting the Keynes mantra that gold is a “barbarous relic.”