In the heart of Marrakech, where the scent of spices dances on the breeze and the souks burst with colour, chaos and chatter, Timmy and his fruity sidekick, Pukey Apple Guy, were on a very important mission.
Their goal? Secure a souvenir that didn’t scream “tourist.”
They wandered through the bustling maze of market stalls—past rugs big enough to fly, lanterns brighter than Timmy’s future and tagines bubbling with mystery meat—until Timmy’s goggle-clad eyes caught sight of a small wooden cart with a handwritten sign:
✨“MAGIC SOAP – CLEANSE BODY, MIND & MAYBE A FEW DIMENSIONS”✨
“Ooh, enchanted hygiene!” Timmy exclaimed, already reaching for his coin pouch and absolutely not reading the fine print. Pukey squinted at the label but was too distracted by a nearby dried fig stall to warn his human companion.
The merchant, a mysterious figure with a fez and far too many rings, gave Timmy a wink. “One scrub and you’ll feel younger than your timeline allows!”
“Perfect!” said Timmy, already imagining how sparkly-clean he’d look when morphing into a Victorian chimney sweep next week.
But as fate would have it, Timmy—being Timmy—forgot one tiny, crucial rule of being a time-traveling adventurer: Never open enchanted soap near a temporal vortex.
Of course, moments later, Timmy’s pocket watch began ticking backward, which usually meant a minor time ripple... or a catastrophic collapse in causality. Either way, Timmy thought it was the perfect moment to unwrap the soap.
With a satisfying squish, the soap hit the warm Marrakesh air—and exploded.
Not in fire. Not in smoke. But in bubbles.
SO. MANY. BUBBLES.
A swirling, frothy soap portal opened mid-haggling, sucking in headscarves, three chickens and an entire tray of baklava.
Pukey tried to save the merchant but was hurled onto a floating sponge and began surfing through time foam like a citrusy Kelly Slater.
Children screamed. Tourists took selfies. A camel wearing lipstick walked right into a bubble and vanished into the 1920s.
Timmy, meanwhile, was now halfway clean, spinning in the air, trying to close the vortex with a spork and a prayer.
Eventually—thanks to Pukey’s noble sacrifice of a kebab skewer and a hard stare—the soap portal collapsed. Everything fell silent.
A single soap bubble floated gently down and popped on Timmy’s nose.
The souk was soaked and the merchant, now inexplicably wearing a powdered wig, stared at Timmy.
“…No refund?” Timmy offered weakly.
Pukey burped up a mint leaf.
Moral of the story: Always read the fine print. Especially when shopping for enchanted toiletries near unstable rifts in the fabric of time.
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