Let’s say I walk into a bank and ask them to lend me $500,000 with the promise of giving it back before it’s the next person’s turn to the counter. Now, I don’t look like your typical Wallstreet guy. As a matter of fact, imagine me wearing donkey ears. At best, they’ll think I’m a lunatic and politely usher me out of the building. At worst, they’ll think I’m robbing the bank, hit the red hot alarm, and send the donkey straight to jail. That’s just how centralized authorities work. They make s...