
The Killer Whale is Extinct
*Originally published in the Los Angeles Moment by Charles Folk* Freyja, the final remaining killer whale on Earth, has died. Early yesterday morning in her sea enclosure located in Lofoten, Norway, the orca whale suffered cardiac arrest and perished, signifying the extinction of the species. The attending marine biologists and caretakers put out a collective statement honoring the whale. “While Freyja was not able to reproduce and carry on her species, she lived a long and meaningful life. W...
From the Journal of the Great Leader - Age 15
I don’t think I’ve ever really felt proud of myself before. Is that what this is? Am I proud? I won the science fair as a freshman. That feels weird to write. Does it matter that I beat out the seniors too? Even weirder to write. It’s not so easy for me to say. Maybe this is what narcissism is. Could it be? How could anyone know something like that about themselves? It’s hard to say if I'm just confusing myself or if I’m actually getting a look at the nature of things. What I can say is ...

From the Journal of the Great Leader | Age 21
Orcas are dead. All of them. At some point humanity failed them. I can’t help but feel responsible. Not because I’ve ever had anything to do with killer whales, I’m just part of this gatekeeping creed (humanity) that failed them. It’s a strange helplessness. Planetary helplessness. As if humanity is a meteor that can’t help but continuously crash into Earth. I’ve reached out to a few organizations to volunteer. Not that anything will bring the whales back. I just wanted to do something good a...
The Vampire Fern is a folkloric plant that cannot be captured in an image. The only way to experience the fern, is to be with it in person.

The Killer Whale is Extinct
*Originally published in the Los Angeles Moment by Charles Folk* Freyja, the final remaining killer whale on Earth, has died. Early yesterday morning in her sea enclosure located in Lofoten, Norway, the orca whale suffered cardiac arrest and perished, signifying the extinction of the species. The attending marine biologists and caretakers put out a collective statement honoring the whale. “While Freyja was not able to reproduce and carry on her species, she lived a long and meaningful life. W...
From the Journal of the Great Leader - Age 15
I don’t think I’ve ever really felt proud of myself before. Is that what this is? Am I proud? I won the science fair as a freshman. That feels weird to write. Does it matter that I beat out the seniors too? Even weirder to write. It’s not so easy for me to say. Maybe this is what narcissism is. Could it be? How could anyone know something like that about themselves? It’s hard to say if I'm just confusing myself or if I’m actually getting a look at the nature of things. What I can say is ...

From the Journal of the Great Leader | Age 21
Orcas are dead. All of them. At some point humanity failed them. I can’t help but feel responsible. Not because I’ve ever had anything to do with killer whales, I’m just part of this gatekeeping creed (humanity) that failed them. It’s a strange helplessness. Planetary helplessness. As if humanity is a meteor that can’t help but continuously crash into Earth. I’ve reached out to a few organizations to volunteer. Not that anything will bring the whales back. I just wanted to do something good a...
The Vampire Fern is a folkloric plant that cannot be captured in an image. The only way to experience the fern, is to be with it in person.

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Taken from the teleprompter records of Ferdinand Foster’s nightly primetime cable news broadcast ‘Facts with Ferdinand’
What’s with this Vampire Fern?
It seems a though the nation has a new thing to talk about. That’s right a plant is gone and the Internet has new a new thing to Tweet about. Okay, to pull back a bit, if you haven’t heard. There is a plant that you can’t take a photo of, and it’s gone. In some ways, this is a deeper blow to Internet users than climate change.
Something like a heart has been ripped out of teens across the nation. The plant they could never see on their social media feeds to begin with - has been stolen, ripped away from its home in Arcata, California, a small college town on the Pacific Coast. It exists, they say, this plant. But for reasons scientists can’t explain, it doesn’t show up in photos or videos. This is where it got its name, the Indigo Purple Vampire Fern. Vampire, yes as in Vampires who can’t see their own reflection. It’s very clever, and supposedly very real.
But are you telling me I’m supposed to believe in such a thing? It all sounds ridiculous if you ask me. We have more important things to be talking about people. And here I am giving lip service to something I could care less about. But that’s my job. I just report what’s happening. And it seems to me that there’s a whole lot of people out there that believe in this thing that can’t be seen.
I’m not convinced. It doesn’t matter that the state of California was working on declaring it a state landmark prior to it “being stolen.” But I wouldn’t put it passed a bunch of liberal-minded idiots. What’s next? Declaring Santa Claus the next governor of the great Golden State?
It sounds like a hoax to me, meant to distract from what’s really happening in the world. Sure, go ahead, waste your time looking for something that can’t be seen and see where it gets you. We’re facing an economic crisis with this bogus administration and the youth are all up in their panties about a vampire plant. See what happens in five years when you’re in the workforce and can’t get a job to save your life.
Vampire Fern. What a load of nonsense.
Up next – killer whales, remember those? We do.
Stay tuned after the break.
***
Follow the Legend of the Vampire Fern and follow me on Twitter @anthjgibson.
This Hidden Mystery is brought to the denizens of the Internet by hiddenones.xyz.
Installments released once a week.
Taken from the teleprompter records of Ferdinand Foster’s nightly primetime cable news broadcast ‘Facts with Ferdinand’
What’s with this Vampire Fern?
It seems a though the nation has a new thing to talk about. That’s right a plant is gone and the Internet has new a new thing to Tweet about. Okay, to pull back a bit, if you haven’t heard. There is a plant that you can’t take a photo of, and it’s gone. In some ways, this is a deeper blow to Internet users than climate change.
Something like a heart has been ripped out of teens across the nation. The plant they could never see on their social media feeds to begin with - has been stolen, ripped away from its home in Arcata, California, a small college town on the Pacific Coast. It exists, they say, this plant. But for reasons scientists can’t explain, it doesn’t show up in photos or videos. This is where it got its name, the Indigo Purple Vampire Fern. Vampire, yes as in Vampires who can’t see their own reflection. It’s very clever, and supposedly very real.
But are you telling me I’m supposed to believe in such a thing? It all sounds ridiculous if you ask me. We have more important things to be talking about people. And here I am giving lip service to something I could care less about. But that’s my job. I just report what’s happening. And it seems to me that there’s a whole lot of people out there that believe in this thing that can’t be seen.
I’m not convinced. It doesn’t matter that the state of California was working on declaring it a state landmark prior to it “being stolen.” But I wouldn’t put it passed a bunch of liberal-minded idiots. What’s next? Declaring Santa Claus the next governor of the great Golden State?
It sounds like a hoax to me, meant to distract from what’s really happening in the world. Sure, go ahead, waste your time looking for something that can’t be seen and see where it gets you. We’re facing an economic crisis with this bogus administration and the youth are all up in their panties about a vampire plant. See what happens in five years when you’re in the workforce and can’t get a job to save your life.
Vampire Fern. What a load of nonsense.
Up next – killer whales, remember those? We do.
Stay tuned after the break.
***
Follow the Legend of the Vampire Fern and follow me on Twitter @anthjgibson.
This Hidden Mystery is brought to the denizens of the Internet by hiddenones.xyz.
Installments released once a week.
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