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I am a gangtrepreneur. I am a growth industry. I am a job artist. I am an inedible Hulk. I am the creature from the feature. I have a gigantic checklist. I have an erotic interest. I have a jackmatic doublewide aroma. I have a cherry-red outer aura. I am a weeping King Kong. I am an infovirus. I am the blank in the gun in your mouth. I am an antimatter superstar. I have the good ship Jesus. I have candy apples. I have sexaholic exit wounds. I have Skeezix tied spread-eagle in the fallout shel...