There was a pet store and the owner had a parrot. In walked a couple and the parrot said to the man，“Hey you！”The man said WHAT！？The parrot said，“Your wife is fat and ugly.”The man got totally upset and huffed and went to the pet storeowner and said，“Your bird just insulted my wife. It said she was fat and ugly.” The owner stormed over，grabbed the bird，took him in the“back room”，shook him a bit，pulled out a few feathers，got in his face and said，“Don’t you ever，ever say anything to embarrass a...
