BM Yeetards.
Many in crypto build complex DeFi and deep-tech products. Many build high-IQ, utopian, novel and amazing pieces of on-chain technology that blend mechanism design, technology, financial engineering and aesthetics to create wondrous objects of fascination beyond our current day and age.
Do we care? Eh not really.
Builders building the aforementioned futuristic contraptions often complain at the lack of usage. These protocols and companies often raise absurd amounts of money only to fail to achieve any semblance of market fit.
Why?
Cos Yeetards don’t care.
Yeetards want gamble. Yeetards want token. Yeetards want moon. Yeetards want Yeet.
We say to this; why fight our nature? We are yeetarded. We are here to ape. We are here to make money, get rugged, break the TV in front of the wife and kids, and then make it all back again in the latest bonzi.
Why fight this?
This is our culture. This is where we thrive.
Why go against the grain? Why try rebel against our inner Yeetard nature?
Many pursue noble values of building innovative, complex financial primitives - only to end up jaded when a memecoin wearing a hat captures the zeitgeist instead.
The promise of crypto and decentralized, programmable money systems is grand. It is magnificent and utopian. Is it here yet though? No. It is still a while away. Regulation, technological abstraction, and mindshare are all big hurdles that stand in the way.
Does all this infrastructure allow to the building of bonzis? Yes it does. Do we like the bonzis? Yes we do. Are we going to build the most powerful, weapons-grade, enriched-uranium, thermonucelar bonzi the world has ever seen? Also yes.
What are the things in crypto that have onboarded the most people to the space? Tradeable JPEGs? Shitcoins? Friend tech?
See what they have in common?
We are Yeetards. We don’t care about the tech, we care about the pump, the glorious pump.
Gib.
Gib pump. Gib token. Gib Yeet.
Yeet is for gigabrains, and for Yeetards. Nothing in between.
We just Yeet. We are Yeetarded. This is our call.
YEET
First henlo Yeet!