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POL²: Next Steps for Yeet
Henlo. This article will expand on the article we published last week by going deeper into the mechanisms and financial engineering, and explain how this all ties into the roadmap for Yeet. Disclaimer: at some points throughout the article, big technical terms will be used that may be confusing to the unsophisicated reader. Fear not Yeetards, the core Yeetards are happy to help with any clarifications and questions you may have.POL² expandedYeetardio yeet yeet yeeterino Yeetards in Yeetsville...

The Liquidity Trifecta Vault
Announcing our latest Yeetarded product: the Liquidity Trifecta Vault.TL;CR (Too Long; Can’t Read)The Liquidity Trifecta is a partnership with Kodiak and Beradrome which results in $YEET/$BERA LPs receiving multiple tokens as incentives (hella skrilla)The Liquidity Trifecta Vault is a Yeetard-friendly automated yield product which farms rewards, and compounds them into a $YEET/$BERA LP positionA significant percentage of yeeting volume in the Yeet Bonzi will be depoited into the vault, mintin...

Owning Your Liquidity on the Chain of Liquidity
This article will explain:Berachain’s Proof of LiquidityProtocol Owned LiquidityWhy Protocol Owned Liquidity powered by Berachain’s Proof of Liquidity goes sicko modeYeetPOL: Proof-of-Liquidity primerOne of Berachain’s main innovations is its novel Proof-of-Liquidity consensus and security mechanism. It is a system in which validators of the chain itself direct new emissions of the native governance token $BGT. These new emissions are directed to LPs of whitelisted pools, akin to the way $veC...

TLDR:
Yeet will be doing a public sale on Ramen Finance, day 1 of mainnet
The type of sale used will be Price Discovery Mode
Up to 8% of the $YEET supply will be available for sale, with a price floor of $12.5m FDV
Buyers receive 100% of their purchased tokens liquid right after the sale
Sale will last for 69 hours
Meow meow woof woof Yeet Yeet
All participants will receive 100% of their tokens immediately, with no vesting or cliff
A Uni-v3 pool will be opened on Kodiak immediately at the same valuation the sale concluded at, and liquidity incentives from Kodiak and Beradrome will begin
Protocol deployment will happen as soon as sale is concluded, and the gigabonzi will start
Stake to make shmoney
9% of total yeeting volume is deposited into the Liquidity Trifecta Vault, and newly minted vault share tokens are awarded to stakers
Staker revenues are farmed and compounded on behalf of users, and provide liquidity to $YEET



It will be a sealed-bid auction (AKA Price Discovery Mode) where buyers make encrypted bids expressing how many tokens they want to buy, and at what FDV.
When all the bids are submitted, they are sorted highest to lowest and tokens are awarded to the highest bidders first
Everyone gets the same clearing price as the lowest successful bidder
So if you overbid, you get a cheaper price and bonus tokens
If you underbid, you don’t get any tokens but you get all your money back

4.33m+ $BERA testnet yeeting volume
$5.59m+ USD testnet bonding volume
123.9% annualized $YEET staking APR (highest staking revenue on Berachain testnet)
All staker revenue is real yield generated from app usage
30k unique $YEET stakers
One of the earliest, and most used apps on Berachain testnets
Am I yeetarded? Yes, extremely.
Wtf kind of project is this anyway? It’s a thermonuclear, weapons-grade, enriched-uranium, giga bonzi. Stay far away.
Wat color lambos will you guys buy? Yellow obviously
Wen $YEET ETF? H3 2025
Wen rug? Right after launch
Community created sale bot and burn bot
176 unique burners

TLDR:
Yeet will be doing a public sale on Ramen Finance, day 1 of mainnet
The type of sale used will be Price Discovery Mode
Up to 8% of the $YEET supply will be available for sale, with a price floor of $12.5m FDV
Buyers receive 100% of their purchased tokens liquid right after the sale
Sale will last for 69 hours
Meow meow woof woof Yeet Yeet
All participants will receive 100% of their tokens immediately, with no vesting or cliff
A Uni-v3 pool will be opened on Kodiak immediately at the same valuation the sale concluded at, and liquidity incentives from Kodiak and Beradrome will begin
Protocol deployment will happen as soon as sale is concluded, and the gigabonzi will start
Stake to make shmoney
9% of total yeeting volume is deposited into the Liquidity Trifecta Vault, and newly minted vault share tokens are awarded to stakers
Staker revenues are farmed and compounded on behalf of users, and provide liquidity to $YEET



It will be a sealed-bid auction (AKA Price Discovery Mode) where buyers make encrypted bids expressing how many tokens they want to buy, and at what FDV.
When all the bids are submitted, they are sorted highest to lowest and tokens are awarded to the highest bidders first
Everyone gets the same clearing price as the lowest successful bidder
So if you overbid, you get a cheaper price and bonus tokens
If you underbid, you don’t get any tokens but you get all your money back

Community created sale bot and burn bot
Over 70+ yeeting videos submitted by community, and countless memes
176 unique burners
4.33m+ $BERA testnet yeeting volume
$5.59m+ USD testnet bonding volume
123.9% annualized $YEET staking APR (highest staking revenue on Berachain testnet)
All staker revenue is real yield generated from app usage
30k unique $YEET stakers
One of the earliest, and most used apps on Berachain testnets
Am I yeetarded? Yes, extremely.
Wtf kind of project is this anyway? It’s a thermonuclear, weapons-grade, enriched-uranium, giga bonzi. Stay far away.
Wat color lambos will you guys buy? Yellow obviously
Wen $YEET ETF? H3 2025
Wen rug? Right after launch

POL²: Next Steps for Yeet
Henlo. This article will expand on the article we published last week by going deeper into the mechanisms and financial engineering, and explain how this all ties into the roadmap for Yeet. Disclaimer: at some points throughout the article, big technical terms will be used that may be confusing to the unsophisicated reader. Fear not Yeetards, the core Yeetards are happy to help with any clarifications and questions you may have.POL² expandedYeetardio yeet yeet yeeterino Yeetards in Yeetsville...

The Liquidity Trifecta Vault
Announcing our latest Yeetarded product: the Liquidity Trifecta Vault.TL;CR (Too Long; Can’t Read)The Liquidity Trifecta is a partnership with Kodiak and Beradrome which results in $YEET/$BERA LPs receiving multiple tokens as incentives (hella skrilla)The Liquidity Trifecta Vault is a Yeetard-friendly automated yield product which farms rewards, and compounds them into a $YEET/$BERA LP positionA significant percentage of yeeting volume in the Yeet Bonzi will be depoited into the vault, mintin...

Owning Your Liquidity on the Chain of Liquidity
This article will explain:Berachain’s Proof of LiquidityProtocol Owned LiquidityWhy Protocol Owned Liquidity powered by Berachain’s Proof of Liquidity goes sicko modeYeetPOL: Proof-of-Liquidity primerOne of Berachain’s main innovations is its novel Proof-of-Liquidity consensus and security mechanism. It is a system in which validators of the chain itself direct new emissions of the native governance token $BGT. These new emissions are directed to LPs of whitelisted pools, akin to the way $veC...
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