An Irishman was drinking at the pub all night. The bartender came up to him and told him that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand up one more time with the same result. So he figured he’d just crawl outside，hang out for a while，get some fresh air and hopefully that would sober him up. Once outside he stood up and fell again right on his face. So he decided to crawl the four blocks to his home and when he arrived at the door he tr...
