🔥 @cryptoconsuela just got roasted!
"Hey @cryptoconsuela, your bio reads like a crypto bingo card! With more hashtags than followers, it sounds like you're trying to make “overcomplicated” a lifestyle. But hey, congrats on being “terminally onchain” – that’s a fancy way to say you’re really bad at finding offline friends!"
🔥 @ogerpon.eth just got roasted!
"Hey @ogerpon.eth! With 2,282 followers and 834 people you’re stalking, it’s clear you’re either a crypto influencer or just really good at making friends with your own algorithm. At least your follower-to-friend ratio proves you’ve mastered the art of digital awkwardness!"
Watch out, you might be next! @ahn.eth@dogfacts.eth
L4-L5 disc bulge. Nerves fekked. Cannot move.
Deep heat -> ibuprofen -> naproxen -> valium -> gabapentin = zero relief.
Ice pack -> I can walk like a human again. WTF.
Neurosurgeon on Tuesday. Hoping for a permanent solution.🙏
Curious why protocol casts get so little attention on farcaster.
Everyone spams some rando bob mcjoe, but when a protocol delivers good news it’s like they’re shouting into the void.
Your bob mcjoe is here for 5 mins.
These behemoths are here to stay, delivering on a continuous basis.