restaurants putting the price at the end of a long description so you have to read "hand-foraged microgreens kissed by morning dew on a bed of ancestral grain" before finding out it's $38
influencers posting "day in my life" content like we asked. bro nobody requested a 12 minute montage of you journaling at sunrise and drinking green sludge. that's not a lifestyle that's a hostage situation with a ring light