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POLICY — Nigerian Government Gives Crypto Firms One Month to Grease Palms #TheRug #Politics

AIRDROP — ZK Farmer Will Tell You if Distribution Was Fair Right After He Checks His Eligibility #TheRug

SECURITY — OpenAI Seed Phrase Generator Off to a Rocky Start #TheRug

POLITICS — Dems One-Up Repubs, Now Accept $PEPE as Campaign Contributions #TheRug

FULL STORY — AI Took My Job, My Girlfriend, and My Life Savings and All I Got Was This Stupid Meme Coin "I should have know when it asked me for my favorite pet's name.." Get the full scoop. 👇🍨 #TheRug #AI https://therugnews.com/ai-took

POLITICS — FIT21 Bill Votes to Keep American Crypto Builders on the Island #TheRug

BREAKING — CZ Funds Super PAC for Charlatan Advocacy #TheRug

EDUCATION — Top Gift for 2024 College Grads: Bitcoin Cash and a 'Good Luck' Finger-Crossed Emoji #TheRug

LIFE — AI Took My Job, My Girlfriend, and My Life Savings and All I Got Was This Stupid Meme Coin #TheRug

BREAKING — ETH Finally Hits Growth Spurt, Stops Getting Made Fun of by Other Coins #TheRug

BLOCKCHAIN — In My Day, There Were Only 2 L2s and They Weren't Even L2s, Reports Grumpy Third Cycler #TheRug

BREAKING — In Effort to Save Paper, SEC Will Only Send Letters to Companies NOT Receiving a Wells Notice #TheRug

BUSINESS — Tesla to Pay Employees in Universal Intersubjective Work Tokens "It's far too complicated for me to explain it all to you right now, but..." #TheRug 👀👇 https://paragraph.xyz/@therugnews/tesla-work

NEWSLETTER — The Rug's Mostly Credible Inbox Fodder #26 🫕 Bitcoin double dipping 🪙 Trump Coin faces jail time ♨️ Ethereum in hot water #TheRug 🗞️🍨👇 https://paragraph.xyz/@therugnews/newsletter-26

SCIENCE — Total Solar Eclipse Still Has Nothing on Luna Eclipse “These events happen twice or three times in your life if you’re lucky. But..." Read the full article👀👇🍨 https://paragraph.xyz/@therugnews/luna-eclipse #TheRug #Rug

BREAKING — Former Binance CEO ‘CZ’ Zhao Sentenced to Four Months in Prison, Will 'Say Hello' to Old Friend #TheRug #Friendship

LEGAL — Ethereum in Hot Water Over Alleged Failure to Pay Alimony to ETH Classic #TheRug #ETH

LEGAL — Trump Coin Faces Jail Time for Yield Generating Price Fixing "I think Trump Coin shouldn’t even be on CoinGecko." Read the full article👀👇🍨 https://paragraph.xyz/@therugnews/trump-fixing #TheRug

GAMING — You Can Now Play Atari 2600 Games on Bitcoin #therug #cryptogaming

BREAKING — As Everyone Expected, Halving Half as Interesting as Everyone Expected #TheRug