let me share a story
A beggar sat in front of a train station all day and begged. One day, a richman called him and said, "What would you do if you were given 10 crore rupees?" The beggar thought for a while and said, "I will build a train station."
The gentleman was very surprised and said, "Why build a train station?" The beggar smiled and said, "I will sit in front of that station and beg alone and I will not let any fakir come near me."
The same incident happened in Uganda. A money laundering and bank robbery businessman went to a government official and said, "All my cases must be withdrawn, all my money must be forgiven, what will you take?"
The official said, "We have one condition. You will publish a newspaper with some of that money."
The businessman was surprised and said, "What will happen if I publish a newspaper?"
The official smiled and said, "After retirement, I will go and work for that newspaper."
The businessman looked at him for a while and said, "Okay, go, I promised."
