Tommy
I hear Tommy this, and Tommy that, and Tommy damn your soul. But its “Thank you Mr Atkins” when they open the election poll. When they open the poll my dear, betrayal an abject surety. No satisfaction of instinct, demeaning my tribal loyalty. I hear women this, and women that, and women don’t you care? But it’s silence of the lambs when a man’s rights are in the snare. Your rights are in the snare my dear? Cup and rejoice the angry tear. No satisfaction of instinct, revenge proscribed by cold...
Tommy
I hear Tommy this, and Tommy that, and Tommy damn your soul. But its “Thank you Mr Atkins” when they open the election poll. When they open the poll my dear, betrayal an abject surety. No satisfaction of instinct, demeaning my tribal loyalty. I hear women this, and women that, and women don’t you care? But it’s silence of the lambs when a man’s rights are in the snare. Your rights are in the snare my dear? Cup and rejoice the angry tear. No satisfaction of instinct, revenge proscribed by cold...
New Wokel Army
The future’s bleak, fresh war and strife. Deploy, defend some country with your life? But who to send, vanquish industrialised fear? Don’t fret, Knights aplenty do live here! A sacred vow of defence and honour Time immemorial, the Monarch’s follower Where she commands, they will obey. Actors, our betters, will enemies slay. No fleet or tanks, they will be seen. Prius and Tesla, one must be green. And Dames, so as not to sexist mong Wield the bayonet, show equality’s strong. Platoon of cricket...
New Wokel Army
The future’s bleak, fresh war and strife. Deploy, defend some country with your life? But who to send, vanquish industrialised fear? Don’t fret, Knights aplenty do live here! A sacred vow of defence and honour Time immemorial, the Monarch’s follower Where she commands, they will obey. Actors, our betters, will enemies slay. No fleet or tanks, they will be seen. Prius and Tesla, one must be green. And Dames, so as not to sexist mong Wield the bayonet, show equality’s strong. Platoon of cricket...
The Ages Rhyme
The cult of shrews, no fella will do Less comprador cucks do kneel and bow. Confuses the masses, outraged but passive No agency unless a clown. Vote for me, ignorant plebian that be Unwise to the preselected drones. Whether left or right, you aren’t so bright Disciples both with wokery well honed Taxes raised, by zealots depraved Religious bigotry the Treasury’s goal. And atheists like thee, BBC virtue will see Choose between the yoke or on the dole. No religion remains, the Bible disdained P...
The Ages Rhyme
The cult of shrews, no fella will do Less comprador cucks do kneel and bow. Confuses the masses, outraged but passive No agency unless a clown. Vote for me, ignorant plebian that be Unwise to the preselected drones. Whether left or right, you aren’t so bright Disciples both with wokery well honed Taxes raised, by zealots depraved Religious bigotry the Treasury’s goal. And atheists like thee, BBC virtue will see Choose between the yoke or on the dole. No religion remains, the Bible disdained P...
The End of History and the last ( correctly coloured) Vagina.
Where we are.329 years ago there was a spot of bother in Salem, Massacheussets. The witch trials, and their dramatisation in ‘The Crucible’, have become rightly famous. Afterall the absurdity of good people losing their lives due to immature women claiming invisible injury and redress due to mere words being spoken couldn’t have any modern parallels? Meanwhile in 2021 the Hate Crime ( Mysogyny ) Bill is working it’s way through Parliament. Should it pass then immature women will be able to cl...
The End of History and the last ( correctly coloured) Vagina.
Where we are.329 years ago there was a spot of bother in Salem, Massacheussets. The witch trials, and their dramatisation in ‘The Crucible’, have become rightly famous. Afterall the absurdity of good people losing their lives due to immature women claiming invisible injury and redress due to mere words being spoken couldn’t have any modern parallels? Meanwhile in 2021 the Hate Crime ( Mysogyny ) Bill is working it’s way through Parliament. Should it pass then immature women will be able to cl...
Relationship Insurance
The purpose of insurance, according to the Two Ronnies, is for the client to pay the insurer large sums of money. It can however be useful to mitigate future risk. Some forms of insurance are mandatory, others are merely a personal choice. So, if you were seeking to mitigate risk in your romantic relationships what would the factors likely be?Risk FactorsJust as with car insurance the make and model would be a factor. How expensive is it to run? Has it been in previous accidents, has indeed i...
Relationship Insurance
The purpose of insurance, according to the Two Ronnies, is for the client to pay the insurer large sums of money. It can however be useful to mitigate future risk. Some forms of insurance are mandatory, others are merely a personal choice. So, if you were seeking to mitigate risk in your romantic relationships what would the factors likely be?Risk FactorsJust as with car insurance the make and model would be a factor. How expensive is it to run? Has it been in previous accidents, has indeed i...
