A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A pops out. He says "I will grant each of you three wishes. "The bear says "I wish all the bears in the forest were females." *poof* It's done. The rabbit says "I wish for a motorcycle." *poof* It's done. The bear says "I wish all the bears in this country were females." *poof* It's done. The rabbit says "I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house." *poof* It's done. The bea...