What did one hat say to the other? "You stay here, I'll go on ahead!"Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.Why did the tomato go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date!Why did the chicken go to the séance? To talk to the other side.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.Why did the banana go to the docto...