NFTs, NFTs, NFTs! No Fap Tuesdays, right? If you have been living under a rock, NFTs are Non-Fungible Tokens; digital, irreplicable, and blockchained. NFTs can represent real-world items like Madonna’s punani. And in the NFT world, a rock is worth more than your net worth. I am not an NFT degen. I missed out on Bored Apes, Cool Cats, Pudgy Penguins, Lazy Lions, Weird Whales, Okay Bears, and all other animal NFTs. But at least I have an NFT of land on Mars, so Elona Musk got nothing on me. Not...