Introducing the latest addition to your job search toolkit:

The Interview Magic Kit™
Now with Real Smoke & Mirrors!
Perfect for dazzling hiring managers and distracting from the terrifying fact that you’re a real person.

These days, prepping for an interview feels less like getting ready to talk about your experience… and more like gearing up for a residency on the Vegas strip.
“Top” career coaches will tell you: rehearse your answers, choreograph your body language, master your script, and never break character, enunciate—no wait, that last one’s my high school drama teacher.
Basically: don’t be yourself. Be Schmendrick the Amazing.
No pressure—just deliver a flawless performance that balances warmth, wit, emotional intelligence, perfect recall of your last five years, a 90-day roadmap, and an acceptable amount of eye contact (but not too much, or it gets weird—but seriously, too much eye contact IS weird).
And for the love of ROI, don’t sweat.
But here’s the thing: if you get the job, you are the one who has to show up every day.

Not your rehearsed persona. Not your job-search stage magician.

You.

With your curiosity, your quirks, your ideas, your awkward laugh, your critical thinking, your perfectly imperfect self.
So maybe—just maybe—we stop encouraging people to perform and start encouraging them to show up as themselves.
And maybe hiring teams stop asking for magic tricks and start hiring actual humans.

Anybody who wants to interview me should know I’m still working on sawing myself in half.

Introducing the latest addition to your job search toolkit:

The Interview Magic Kit™
Now with Real Smoke & Mirrors!
Perfect for dazzling hiring managers and distracting from the terrifying fact that you’re a real person.

These days, prepping for an interview feels less like getting ready to talk about your experience… and more like gearing up for a residency on the Vegas strip.
“Top” career coaches will tell you: rehearse your answers, choreograph your body language, master your script, and never break character, enunciate—no wait, that last one’s my high school drama teacher.
Basically: don’t be yourself. Be Schmendrick the Amazing.
No pressure—just deliver a flawless performance that balances warmth, wit, emotional intelligence, perfect recall of your last five years, a 90-day roadmap, and an acceptable amount of eye contact (but not too much, or it gets weird—but seriously, too much eye contact IS weird).
And for the love of ROI, don’t sweat.
But here’s the thing: if you get the job, you are the one who has to show up every day.

Not your rehearsed persona. Not your job-search stage magician.

You.

With your curiosity, your quirks, your ideas, your awkward laugh, your critical thinking, your perfectly imperfect self.
So maybe—just maybe—we stop encouraging people to perform and start encouraging them to show up as themselves.
And maybe hiring teams stop asking for magic tricks and start hiring actual humans.

Anybody who wants to interview me should know I’m still working on sawing myself in half.