Corporate Heretic is a brutally honest, dry-humored critique of modern work culture, calling out performative leadership, empty professionalism, and the everyday absurdities of the workplace with clarity, sarcasm, and zero buzzwords.

You Can't Automate What You Can't Do Manually
You can’t automate what you can’t do manually. Let me say that again for the folks in the back (and the digital transformation department): You can’t automate what you can’t do manually. I’ve been working in automation for decades. I started in the late ’90s, integrating controls on CNC machines. Since then, I’ve been automating everything I can get my hands on—processes, machines, systems, workflows, you name it. And, now I know this: Automation isn’t scary. It’s not mysterious. It’s just tu...

Interview Magic
Introducing the latest addition to your job search toolkit: The Interview Magic Kit™ Now with Real Smoke & Mirrors! Perfect for dazzling hiring managers and distracting from the terrifying fact that you’re a real person. These days, prepping for an interview feels less like getting ready to talk about your experience… and more like gearing up for a residency on the Vegas strip. “Top” career coaches will tell you: rehearse your answers, choreograph your body language, master your script, and n...

Bro, You're Not Going to Stop AI
Bro, you’re not going to stop AI. I’m seeing a lot of posts here about stopping AI. How we need to email our unions, call our congresspeople, rally the villagers against the giant that’s about to eat the kingdom. I understand. I really do. AI is scary. It’s getting better—so much better that it’s going to displace a lot of people. It’s going to replace a lot of things. It’s incredibly resource heavy. It might even make us dumber. But Bro—and I say "Bro" in the most nonbinary way possible— You...

You Can't Automate What You Can't Do Manually
You can’t automate what you can’t do manually. Let me say that again for the folks in the back (and the digital transformation department): You can’t automate what you can’t do manually. I’ve been working in automation for decades. I started in the late ’90s, integrating controls on CNC machines. Since then, I’ve been automating everything I can get my hands on—processes, machines, systems, workflows, you name it. And, now I know this: Automation isn’t scary. It’s not mysterious. It’s just tu...

Interview Magic
Introducing the latest addition to your job search toolkit: The Interview Magic Kit™ Now with Real Smoke & Mirrors! Perfect for dazzling hiring managers and distracting from the terrifying fact that you’re a real person. These days, prepping for an interview feels less like getting ready to talk about your experience… and more like gearing up for a residency on the Vegas strip. “Top” career coaches will tell you: rehearse your answers, choreograph your body language, master your script, and n...

Bro, You're Not Going to Stop AI
Bro, you’re not going to stop AI. I’m seeing a lot of posts here about stopping AI. How we need to email our unions, call our congresspeople, rally the villagers against the giant that’s about to eat the kingdom. I understand. I really do. AI is scary. It’s getting better—so much better that it’s going to displace a lot of people. It’s going to replace a lot of things. It’s incredibly resource heavy. It might even make us dumber. But Bro—and I say "Bro" in the most nonbinary way possible— You...
Corporate Heretic is a brutally honest, dry-humored critique of modern work culture, calling out performative leadership, empty professionalism, and the everyday absurdities of the workplace with clarity, sarcasm, and zero buzzwords.

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Introducing the latest career board game nobody asked for:
You Can’t Do That™
The game of limiting others based on your own narrow view of the world!
This one’s personal.
I’ve done engineering, trades, arts, marketing, manual labor, and served frozen yogurt in the early ’90s—shout out to Humphrey Yogart and the Chill Out Café.
I’ve programmed machines, calibrated optical columns, created VR experiences, launched campaigns, framed houses, and I even made an animated web series.
I’m proud of what I’ve done. But a lot of people don’t understand what it means to have a diverse skill set. So I hear things like:
“How would you even describe your career path?” (Valley girl accent)
“How are you an engineer if you didn’t go to school for engineering?” (Usually said sarcastically by engineering managers)
“Your degree is in marketing—where is all this technical experience coming from?” (Heard often from recruiters and in interviews)
“Marketing people and engineering people are two totally different types of people.” (Almost always from amateur psychologists—so many of those)
Says who?
Because I don’t see any of it that way.
I don’t think people are tired stereotypes.
In my experience, there’s crossover in everything—skills, concepts, methodologies, beliefs. No matter where you apply them, they share common ground. I’ve deepened my understanding of fine art by doing engineering projects—and vice versa.
Polymaths—like me—know this.
We just have trouble making other people understand.
And—unpopular opinion incoming—I think assuming things about people based on their education, title, or résumé is a form of bigotry.
(Go ahead and look up the definition of bigotry before screaming at me.)
If we want to solve the increasing challenges of the modern world, we need to snap out of our professional dogma and realize:
We’re not a LinkedIn headline.
We’re not a degree.
We’re not a title.
We’re messy, curious, inconsistent, ever-evolving beings.
We can build bridges and write poems.
Fix plumbing and run companies.

Introducing the latest career board game nobody asked for:
You Can’t Do That™
The game of limiting others based on your own narrow view of the world!
This one’s personal.
I’ve done engineering, trades, arts, marketing, manual labor, and served frozen yogurt in the early ’90s—shout out to Humphrey Yogart and the Chill Out Café.
I’ve programmed machines, calibrated optical columns, created VR experiences, launched campaigns, framed houses, and I even made an animated web series.
I’m proud of what I’ve done. But a lot of people don’t understand what it means to have a diverse skill set. So I hear things like:
“How would you even describe your career path?” (Valley girl accent)
“How are you an engineer if you didn’t go to school for engineering?” (Usually said sarcastically by engineering managers)
“Your degree is in marketing—where is all this technical experience coming from?” (Heard often from recruiters and in interviews)
“Marketing people and engineering people are two totally different types of people.” (Almost always from amateur psychologists—so many of those)
Says who?
Because I don’t see any of it that way.
I don’t think people are tired stereotypes.
In my experience, there’s crossover in everything—skills, concepts, methodologies, beliefs. No matter where you apply them, they share common ground. I’ve deepened my understanding of fine art by doing engineering projects—and vice versa.
Polymaths—like me—know this.
We just have trouble making other people understand.
And—unpopular opinion incoming—I think assuming things about people based on their education, title, or résumé is a form of bigotry.
(Go ahead and look up the definition of bigotry before screaming at me.)
If we want to solve the increasing challenges of the modern world, we need to snap out of our professional dogma and realize:
We’re not a LinkedIn headline.
We’re not a degree.
We’re not a title.
We’re messy, curious, inconsistent, ever-evolving beings.
We can build bridges and write poems.
Fix plumbing and run companies.
Gabriel Perez
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