Since ya'll have gone full retard...

Comparing Donald Trump’s legal woes to the trial and crucifixion of Jesus Christ is like comparing a circus sideshow to a symphony. It’s a grotesque misunderstanding of history and theology, a collision of sacred narrative and modern political theater.

Jesus Christ, the revered Son of God for billions, endured a mockery of justice orchestrated by religious and political powers who saw his radical message of love and redemption as a threat to their iron-fisted control. His crucifixion wasn’t just an execution; it was a divine sacrifice, a cosmic redemption arc for the sins of humanity. This isn’t just doctrine—it’s the bedrock of Christian faith, the heartbeat of centuries of belief. I really don't care as I do not believe it anymore but ya'll should! WTF?

Now, enter Donald Trump. Here we have a man neck-deep in legal battles, not for his piety or a divine mission, but for alleged crimes rooted in the secular mire of power and ego. Don't forget sultry porn stars. His indictments are drawn from the pages of law, meticulously detailed in evidence and testimonies, not conjured from the paranoia of persecutors. Unlike Jesus, Trump is a figure polarizing at best, whose moral and ethical compass has been questioned from every conceivable angle.

To draw a parallel between these two is not only a disservice to historical and theological truths but a descent into absurdity. It’s a distortion that strips away the profound gravity of Jesus’ sacrifice and reduces the complexities of modern justice to a farcical narrative. Now ya'll just mix the sacred with the profane and call it Jesus Juice.