A bear, a bull, and an otter are invited to a crypto conference.

The bear is angry that there is not enough to eat. He feels like the conference personally duped him. They promised an “extravagant and fruitful meeting ground for the ambitious.”

The bear is starving. It needs this conference to be worth the investments made. Their timetable is down to the minute and if something doesn’t change fast, they are going to flip shit.

The bull is chillin’. They are in less of a rush compared to the bear. They heard more food is on the way and decided to position themselves at the door.

The bull is hungry, but not starving. Their timetable is down to the days and as long as the conference isn’t cancelled they will eat plenty. In fact, they’ll eat enough that there might not be enough food left.

The otter didn’t show up to the conference. They are not in a rush whatsoever. They heard the conference was more of party so they stayed home and cooked their own food.

The otter is satiated. Their timetable is down to the years and as long as they stay alive they’ll be able to hold their own conferences down the line - with plenty of food for bears and bulls alike.

The otter isn’t as intimidating as the bear or bull though. Their absence from the conference makes them a forgotten member of the collective. But they’re the only one of the three that can ‘stand on their own two feet’.

A bear, a bull, and an otter are invited to a crypto conference.

The bear is angry that there is not enough to eat. He feels like the conference personally duped him. They promised an “extravagant and fruitful meeting ground for the ambitious.”

The bear is starving. It needs this conference to be worth the investments made. Their timetable is down to the minute and if something doesn’t change fast, they are going to flip shit.

The bull is chillin’. They are in less of a rush compared to the bear. They heard more food is on the way and decided to position themselves at the door.

The bull is hungry, but not starving. Their timetable is down to the days and as long as the conference isn’t cancelled they will eat plenty. In fact, they’ll eat enough that there might not be enough food left.

The otter didn’t show up to the conference. They are not in a rush whatsoever. They heard the conference was more of party so they stayed home and cooked their own food.

The otter is satiated. Their timetable is down to the years and as long as they stay alive they’ll be able to hold their own conferences down the line - with plenty of food for bears and bulls alike.

The otter isn’t as intimidating as the bear or bull though. Their absence from the conference makes them a forgotten member of the collective. But they’re the only one of the three that can ‘stand on their own two feet’.