Helping future investors understand finance and crypto using digestible analogies. I hope you brought your appetite. Not a financial advisor
Helping future investors understand finance and crypto using digestible analogies. I hope you brought your appetite. Not a financial advisor

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🍃 Treasury Bill
TL,DR: Like lettuce, lacking substance Treasury Bills / Lettucelacking substanceshort lifespansafe and mildly nutritiousEatamology “T-Bills” or “Bills” for short refer to the hard copy form of these bonds, which looks very much like a dollar bill, and which was created by President Hoover at the start of the Great Depression to raise money for the government when tax income dropped dramatically. The Department of the Treasury, a division of the Executive Branch (which is controlled by POTUS),...
🚶Who are you?
TL,DR: Choose suitable investments based on your goals and risk tolerance. “Pete Townshend was conflicted because he feared The Who had sold out, and seeing The Sex Pistols, who were icons of rebellion, exacerbated him even more. Pete left that bar and passed out in a random doorway in Soho (a part of London). A policeman recognized him ("A policeman knew my name") and being kind, woke him and told him, "You can go sleep at home tonight (instead of a jail cell), if you can get up and walk awa...
☀️ ESG
TL,DR: ESG designations are labels meant to indicate ethical products ESG | Organic, Non-GMO, Ethically SourcedLike organic, non-gmo, and ethically sourced marketing labels, ESG labels are applied when a company allegedly meets regulatory standardsCan be related to the product itself, or associated impacts from the productEatamology “ESG” stands for environmental, social, and governance. It’s a broad and sometimes subjective label that attracts investors concerned about outcomes and ethics in...
🍃 Treasury Bill
TL,DR: Like lettuce, lacking substance Treasury Bills / Lettucelacking substanceshort lifespansafe and mildly nutritiousEatamology “T-Bills” or “Bills” for short refer to the hard copy form of these bonds, which looks very much like a dollar bill, and which was created by President Hoover at the start of the Great Depression to raise money for the government when tax income dropped dramatically. The Department of the Treasury, a division of the Executive Branch (which is controlled by POTUS),...
🚶Who are you?
TL,DR: Choose suitable investments based on your goals and risk tolerance. “Pete Townshend was conflicted because he feared The Who had sold out, and seeing The Sex Pistols, who were icons of rebellion, exacerbated him even more. Pete left that bar and passed out in a random doorway in Soho (a part of London). A policeman recognized him ("A policeman knew my name") and being kind, woke him and told him, "You can go sleep at home tonight (instead of a jail cell), if you can get up and walk awa...
☀️ ESG
TL,DR: ESG designations are labels meant to indicate ethical products ESG | Organic, Non-GMO, Ethically SourcedLike organic, non-gmo, and ethically sourced marketing labels, ESG labels are applied when a company allegedly meets regulatory standardsCan be related to the product itself, or associated impacts from the productEatamology “ESG” stands for environmental, social, and governance. It’s a broad and sometimes subjective label that attracts investors concerned about outcomes and ethics in...
TL,DR: Cyclicals are like strawberries, a seasonal option
Cyclical Stock / Strawberry
seasonal fruit
can be fresh or foul depending on the time of year
popular during certain market environments
Eatamology “Cyclical” refers to the rise and fall of the economy. When the value of companies rises, and stock prices subsequently rise as well, we experience an economic boom or an economic expansion. When prices fall, we experience an economic bust, also known as a recession. Cyclical stocks perform well during the good times and suffer during the bad.
Financials Cyclical stocks represent shares in companies selling luxury goods like boats and designer clothing, which benefit from a healthy economy where consumers spend money on superfluous goods. Investors try to buy cyclical stocks before an economic expansion and sell cyclical stocks before an economic depression. Because no one knows exactly what phase an economy will enter in the future, predicting the best time to buy or sell can be difficult.
Where to Find Cyclicals are available on most major public exchanges as individual stocks or as part of a specialized and sometimes risky bundle like a mutual fund (see smoothie section) or an exchange traded fund (see salad section).
Nutrition Facts Price: Average Shares Outstanding: Medium Alpha: Low Beta: High Expected Dividends (Leftovers): Sometimes
Example Ingredients General Motors, Boeing, JPMorganChase
TL,DR: Cyclicals are like strawberries, a seasonal option
Cyclical Stock / Strawberry
seasonal fruit
can be fresh or foul depending on the time of year
popular during certain market environments
Eatamology “Cyclical” refers to the rise and fall of the economy. When the value of companies rises, and stock prices subsequently rise as well, we experience an economic boom or an economic expansion. When prices fall, we experience an economic bust, also known as a recession. Cyclical stocks perform well during the good times and suffer during the bad.
Financials Cyclical stocks represent shares in companies selling luxury goods like boats and designer clothing, which benefit from a healthy economy where consumers spend money on superfluous goods. Investors try to buy cyclical stocks before an economic expansion and sell cyclical stocks before an economic depression. Because no one knows exactly what phase an economy will enter in the future, predicting the best time to buy or sell can be difficult.
Where to Find Cyclicals are available on most major public exchanges as individual stocks or as part of a specialized and sometimes risky bundle like a mutual fund (see smoothie section) or an exchange traded fund (see salad section).
Nutrition Facts Price: Average Shares Outstanding: Medium Alpha: Low Beta: High Expected Dividends (Leftovers): Sometimes
Example Ingredients General Motors, Boeing, JPMorganChase
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