🍃 Treasury Bill
TL,DR: Like lettuce, lacking substance Treasury Bills / Lettucelacking substanceshort lifespansafe and mildly nutritiousEatamology “T-Bills” or “Bills” for short refer to the hard copy form of these bonds, which looks very much like a dollar bill, and which was created by President Hoover at the start of the Great Depression to raise money for the government when tax income dropped dramatically. The Department of the Treasury, a division of the Executive Branch (which is controlled by POTUS),...
🚶Who are you?
TL,DR: Choose suitable investments based on your goals and risk tolerance. “Pete Townshend was conflicted because he feared The Who had sold out, and seeing The Sex Pistols, who were icons of rebellion, exacerbated him even more. Pete left that bar and passed out in a random doorway in Soho (a part of London). A policeman recognized him ("A policeman knew my name") and being kind, woke him and told him, "You can go sleep at home tonight (instead of a jail cell), if you can get up and walk awa...
☀️ ESG
TL,DR: ESG designations are labels meant to indicate ethical products ESG | Organic, Non-GMO, Ethically SourcedLike organic, non-gmo, and ethically sourced marketing labels, ESG labels are applied when a company allegedly meets regulatory standardsCan be related to the product itself, or associated impacts from the productEatamology “ESG” stands for environmental, social, and governance. It’s a broad and sometimes subjective label that attracts investors concerned about outcomes and ethics in...
Helping future investors understand finance and crypto using digestible analogies. I hope you brought your appetite. Not a financial advisor
🍃 Treasury Bill
TL,DR: Like lettuce, lacking substance Treasury Bills / Lettucelacking substanceshort lifespansafe and mildly nutritiousEatamology “T-Bills” or “Bills” for short refer to the hard copy form of these bonds, which looks very much like a dollar bill, and which was created by President Hoover at the start of the Great Depression to raise money for the government when tax income dropped dramatically. The Department of the Treasury, a division of the Executive Branch (which is controlled by POTUS),...
🚶Who are you?
TL,DR: Choose suitable investments based on your goals and risk tolerance. “Pete Townshend was conflicted because he feared The Who had sold out, and seeing The Sex Pistols, who were icons of rebellion, exacerbated him even more. Pete left that bar and passed out in a random doorway in Soho (a part of London). A policeman recognized him ("A policeman knew my name") and being kind, woke him and told him, "You can go sleep at home tonight (instead of a jail cell), if you can get up and walk awa...
☀️ ESG
TL,DR: ESG designations are labels meant to indicate ethical products ESG | Organic, Non-GMO, Ethically SourcedLike organic, non-gmo, and ethically sourced marketing labels, ESG labels are applied when a company allegedly meets regulatory standardsCan be related to the product itself, or associated impacts from the productEatamology “ESG” stands for environmental, social, and governance. It’s a broad and sometimes subjective label that attracts investors concerned about outcomes and ethics in...
Share Dialog
Share Dialog
Helping future investors understand finance and crypto using digestible analogies. I hope you brought your appetite. Not a financial advisor
TL,DR: Dividends, like leftovers, are pleasant result of surplus
Dividends / Leftovers
excess product or profit
factored into the product value
not always available
Eatamology
From the Latin “dividendum” which translates to divisible item, dividends represent leftover profits that can be split up between shareholders.
Financials When a company has paid its expenses and has leftover profits, it can choose to reinvest the money in research and development (R&D), new equipment, or other internal investments like buying $1,500,000,000 worth of Bitcoin (see Tesla). Blue chips often take a alternate path, returning the money to shareholders in the form of dividends. These payments are scheduled and increase the value of shares because they indicate the company is not only financially stable, but also that it’s willing to share its profits directly with investors.
Where to Find Investors that hold preferred stock and blue chip stocks are the most likely recipients of dividends.
Ex Dividend Date / Last Call The Ex Dividend Date is the day when a shareholder is no longer eligible for a previously announced dividend. Let’s say the family is gathered around for leftovers. If you show up after the announced time - you are not going to get any food. Future leftovers are never guaranteed, so the value of a product is only associated with dividends before the Ex Dividend Date occurs.
TL,DR: Dividends, like leftovers, are pleasant result of surplus
Dividends / Leftovers
excess product or profit
factored into the product value
not always available
Eatamology
From the Latin “dividendum” which translates to divisible item, dividends represent leftover profits that can be split up between shareholders.
Financials When a company has paid its expenses and has leftover profits, it can choose to reinvest the money in research and development (R&D), new equipment, or other internal investments like buying $1,500,000,000 worth of Bitcoin (see Tesla). Blue chips often take a alternate path, returning the money to shareholders in the form of dividends. These payments are scheduled and increase the value of shares because they indicate the company is not only financially stable, but also that it’s willing to share its profits directly with investors.
Where to Find Investors that hold preferred stock and blue chip stocks are the most likely recipients of dividends.
Ex Dividend Date / Last Call The Ex Dividend Date is the day when a shareholder is no longer eligible for a previously announced dividend. Let’s say the family is gathered around for leftovers. If you show up after the announced time - you are not going to get any food. Future leftovers are never guaranteed, so the value of a product is only associated with dividends before the Ex Dividend Date occurs.

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