Helping future investors understand finance and crypto using digestible analogies. I hope you brought your appetite. Not a financial advisor
๐ Treasury Bill
TL,DR: Like lettuce, lacking substance Treasury Bills / Lettucelacking substanceshort lifespansafe and mildly nutritiousEatamology โT-Billsโ or โBillsโ for short refer to the hard copy form of these bonds, which looks very much like a dollar bill, and which was created by President Hoover at the start of the Great Depression to raise money for the government when tax income dropped dramatically. The Department of the Treasury, a division of the Executive Branch (which is controlled by POTUS),...
๐ถWho are you?
TL,DR: Choose suitable investments based on your goals and risk tolerance. โPete Townshend was conflicted because he feared The Who had sold out, and seeing The Sex Pistols, who were icons of rebellion, exacerbated him even more. Pete left that bar and passed out in a random doorway in Soho (a part of London). A policeman recognized him ("A policeman knew my name") and being kind, woke him and told him, "You can go sleep at home tonight (instead of a jail cell), if you can get up and walk awa...
โ๏ธ ESG
TL,DR: ESG designations are labels meant to indicate ethical products ESG | Organic, Non-GMO, Ethically SourcedLike organic, non-gmo, and ethically sourced marketing labels, ESG labels are applied when a company allegedly meets regulatory standardsCan be related to the product itself, or associated impacts from the productEatamology โESGโ stands for environmental, social, and governance. Itโs a broad and sometimes subjective label that attracts investors concerned about outcomes and ethics in...
๐ Treasury Bill
TL,DR: Like lettuce, lacking substance Treasury Bills / Lettucelacking substanceshort lifespansafe and mildly nutritiousEatamology โT-Billsโ or โBillsโ for short refer to the hard copy form of these bonds, which looks very much like a dollar bill, and which was created by President Hoover at the start of the Great Depression to raise money for the government when tax income dropped dramatically. The Department of the Treasury, a division of the Executive Branch (which is controlled by POTUS),...
๐ถWho are you?
TL,DR: Choose suitable investments based on your goals and risk tolerance. โPete Townshend was conflicted because he feared The Who had sold out, and seeing The Sex Pistols, who were icons of rebellion, exacerbated him even more. Pete left that bar and passed out in a random doorway in Soho (a part of London). A policeman recognized him ("A policeman knew my name") and being kind, woke him and told him, "You can go sleep at home tonight (instead of a jail cell), if you can get up and walk awa...
โ๏ธ ESG
TL,DR: ESG designations are labels meant to indicate ethical products ESG | Organic, Non-GMO, Ethically SourcedLike organic, non-gmo, and ethically sourced marketing labels, ESG labels are applied when a company allegedly meets regulatory standardsCan be related to the product itself, or associated impacts from the productEatamology โESGโ stands for environmental, social, and governance. Itโs a broad and sometimes subjective label that attracts investors concerned about outcomes and ethics in...
Helping future investors understand finance and crypto using digestible analogies. I hope you brought your appetite. Not a financial advisor

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TL,DR: Like preordering pizza before the big game
Futures / Preorder
agreement to pay for a specific product at a later date and time
way of guaranteeing price and availability
Eatamology
Imagine you are throwing a party for Super Bowl Sunday and know that crowds will overwhelm your local pizza joint. Prices will be through the roof and they will probably run out of pizza. This is where a future can save the day. Simply lock in the deal in advance, and then execute the transaction when the big day arrives.
Financials
Futures are most often used for commodities trading, which includes energy products like oil. They allow businesses and traders to lock in prices for defensive or offensive purposes. For example, a defensive future involves an airline locking in fuel prices before a busy summer, hedging against a scenario when oil production slows in the Middle East, cutting suppling and sending prices skyrocketing. An offensive future involves an investor that holds airline stocks and believes the market is going to crash (pun intended) due to a global pandemic. They buy futures which allows them to sell at a high price even after the crash occurs.
Where to Find
Futures are available on most brokerage platforms, but require proof of substantial financial assets and a sophisticated investing strategy before investors are enabled to trade.
TL,DR: Like preordering pizza before the big game
Futures / Preorder
agreement to pay for a specific product at a later date and time
way of guaranteeing price and availability
Eatamology
Imagine you are throwing a party for Super Bowl Sunday and know that crowds will overwhelm your local pizza joint. Prices will be through the roof and they will probably run out of pizza. This is where a future can save the day. Simply lock in the deal in advance, and then execute the transaction when the big day arrives.
Financials
Futures are most often used for commodities trading, which includes energy products like oil. They allow businesses and traders to lock in prices for defensive or offensive purposes. For example, a defensive future involves an airline locking in fuel prices before a busy summer, hedging against a scenario when oil production slows in the Middle East, cutting suppling and sending prices skyrocketing. An offensive future involves an investor that holds airline stocks and believes the market is going to crash (pun intended) due to a global pandemic. They buy futures which allows them to sell at a high price even after the crash occurs.
Where to Find
Futures are available on most brokerage platforms, but require proof of substantial financial assets and a sophisticated investing strategy before investors are enabled to trade.
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