🍃 Treasury Bill
TL,DR: Like lettuce, lacking substance Treasury Bills / Lettucelacking substanceshort lifespansafe and mildly nutritiousEatamology “T-Bills” or “Bills” for short refer to the hard copy form of these bonds, which looks very much like a dollar bill, and which was created by President Hoover at the start of the Great Depression to raise money for the government when tax income dropped dramatically. The Department of the Treasury, a division of the Executive Branch (which is controlled by POTUS),...
🚶Who are you?
TL,DR: Choose suitable investments based on your goals and risk tolerance. “Pete Townshend was conflicted because he feared The Who had sold out, and seeing The Sex Pistols, who were icons of rebellion, exacerbated him even more. Pete left that bar and passed out in a random doorway in Soho (a part of London). A policeman recognized him ("A policeman knew my name") and being kind, woke him and told him, "You can go sleep at home tonight (instead of a jail cell), if you can get up and walk awa...
☀️ ESG
TL,DR: ESG designations are labels meant to indicate ethical products ESG | Organic, Non-GMO, Ethically SourcedLike organic, non-gmo, and ethically sourced marketing labels, ESG labels are applied when a company allegedly meets regulatory standardsCan be related to the product itself, or associated impacts from the productEatamology “ESG” stands for environmental, social, and governance. It’s a broad and sometimes subjective label that attracts investors concerned about outcomes and ethics in...
Helping future investors understand finance and crypto using digestible analogies. I hope you brought your appetite. Not a financial advisor
🍃 Treasury Bill
TL,DR: Like lettuce, lacking substance Treasury Bills / Lettucelacking substanceshort lifespansafe and mildly nutritiousEatamology “T-Bills” or “Bills” for short refer to the hard copy form of these bonds, which looks very much like a dollar bill, and which was created by President Hoover at the start of the Great Depression to raise money for the government when tax income dropped dramatically. The Department of the Treasury, a division of the Executive Branch (which is controlled by POTUS),...
🚶Who are you?
TL,DR: Choose suitable investments based on your goals and risk tolerance. “Pete Townshend was conflicted because he feared The Who had sold out, and seeing The Sex Pistols, who were icons of rebellion, exacerbated him even more. Pete left that bar and passed out in a random doorway in Soho (a part of London). A policeman recognized him ("A policeman knew my name") and being kind, woke him and told him, "You can go sleep at home tonight (instead of a jail cell), if you can get up and walk awa...
☀️ ESG
TL,DR: ESG designations are labels meant to indicate ethical products ESG | Organic, Non-GMO, Ethically SourcedLike organic, non-gmo, and ethically sourced marketing labels, ESG labels are applied when a company allegedly meets regulatory standardsCan be related to the product itself, or associated impacts from the productEatamology “ESG” stands for environmental, social, and governance. It’s a broad and sometimes subjective label that attracts investors concerned about outcomes and ethics in...
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Helping future investors understand finance and crypto using digestible analogies. I hope you brought your appetite. Not a financial advisor
TL,DR: Financial industry jargon has gotten out of control.
“Shorting the VIX”, “Inverted Yield Curve”, “Dividend Aristrocrat”, “Double Hammer Candlestick”, “Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac”. Who ever said finance bros lack creativity?
Gatekeepers of the financial industry use all sorts of words to describe financial products.
Instrument.
Asset.
Investment.
Security.
Vehicle.
Piece.
Paper.
Receipt.
Certificate.
More or less all of these terms mean exactly the same thing. They all refer to investment products, which like food, cost money, and are meant to produce a return in the future that is worth more than you paid for it.
Investment products and food products travel parallel journeys en route to the marketplace where consumers like you can buy and sell them. Conscious consumers recognize the importance of a products’ origin, and always consider the enterprise in which they are investing.
TL,DR: Financial industry jargon has gotten out of control.
“Shorting the VIX”, “Inverted Yield Curve”, “Dividend Aristrocrat”, “Double Hammer Candlestick”, “Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac”. Who ever said finance bros lack creativity?
Gatekeepers of the financial industry use all sorts of words to describe financial products.
Instrument.
Asset.
Investment.
Security.
Vehicle.
Piece.
Paper.
Receipt.
Certificate.
More or less all of these terms mean exactly the same thing. They all refer to investment products, which like food, cost money, and are meant to produce a return in the future that is worth more than you paid for it.
Investment products and food products travel parallel journeys en route to the marketplace where consumers like you can buy and sell them. Conscious consumers recognize the importance of a products’ origin, and always consider the enterprise in which they are investing.

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