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Helping future investors understand finance and crypto using digestible analogies. I hope you brought your appetite. Not a financial advisor
🍃 Treasury Bill
TL,DR: Like lettuce, lacking substance Treasury Bills / Lettucelacking substanceshort lifespansafe and mildly nutritiousEatamology “T-Bills” or “Bills” for short refer to the hard copy form of these bonds, which looks very much like a dollar bill, and which was created by President Hoover at the start of the Great Depression to raise money for the government when tax income dropped dramatically. The Department of the Treasury, a division of the Executive Branch (which is controlled by POTUS),...
🚶Who are you?
TL,DR: Choose suitable investments based on your goals and risk tolerance. “Pete Townshend was conflicted because he feared The Who had sold out, and seeing The Sex Pistols, who were icons of rebellion, exacerbated him even more. Pete left that bar and passed out in a random doorway in Soho (a part of London). A policeman recognized him ("A policeman knew my name") and being kind, woke him and told him, "You can go sleep at home tonight (instead of a jail cell), if you can get up and walk awa...
☀️ ESG
TL,DR: ESG designations are labels meant to indicate ethical products ESG | Organic, Non-GMO, Ethically SourcedLike organic, non-gmo, and ethically sourced marketing labels, ESG labels are applied when a company allegedly meets regulatory standardsCan be related to the product itself, or associated impacts from the productEatamology “ESG” stands for environmental, social, and governance. It’s a broad and sometimes subjective label that attracts investors concerned about outcomes and ethics in...
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TL,DR: Welcome to a long winded and time intensive response to a question I have been asked hundres of times: “What should I invest in?” and to which I’ve responded with consistency and admonishment: “It depends”.
”Having money isn’t everything. Not having it is.“
This adage from the wise shepherd of our generation, Kanye Omare West, rings true for the rich, the poor and everyone in between. People ask me all the time what they should invest in, likely because I work for a financial services company, or possibly because they listened to Kanye’s advice. Unfortunately for people, while I am a Registered Representive of a Broker Dealer (which means I can buy and sell financial products on behalf of investment managers and individuals), my expertise resides in designing and building financial trading platforms, and not in making stock recommendations. Additionally, Kanye is neither a Registered Representative nor a Certified Financial Planner. He made a salient point about achieving financial stability without pausing to provide a path to get there.
Fortunately, “Digestible Investing: A tasty guide to the world’s most important financial concepts and products” is that path.
It’s an encyclopedia of financial terms and defintions, crafted into an allegory of palatable proprotions, and fueled by almost 2 decades of learning about financial concepts. My path to financial independence started at 7 years old, when I asked my dad to explain the stock market. He told me it was a place where people bought and sold shares of publicly traded companies. I looked deep into his eyes, utterly confused, and returned to my practice of isolating the marshmellows from the oats in my bowl of lucky charms. Since then I have studied financial economics, worked as a financial services consultant, and passed the Series 7 in order to practice as a licensed Registered Representative. You could say I started from the bottom of my class in a notoriously wealthy Boston suburb. Since then I’ve drawn inspiration from iconic works of art, ranging from killer Kanye lyrics, to Anthony Bourdain’s satanic sarcasm in Kitchen Confidential, to Margot Robbie’s provactive précis on Mortgage Backed Securities in a bathtub during The Wolf of Wall Street, to John Updike’s fundamental foray into the lessons garned from a visit to the grocery store in A&P. Now we’re here. Now my whole team ***** here.
I hope you brought your appetite.
TL,DR: Welcome to a long winded and time intensive response to a question I have been asked hundres of times: “What should I invest in?” and to which I’ve responded with consistency and admonishment: “It depends”.
”Having money isn’t everything. Not having it is.“
This adage from the wise shepherd of our generation, Kanye Omare West, rings true for the rich, the poor and everyone in between. People ask me all the time what they should invest in, likely because I work for a financial services company, or possibly because they listened to Kanye’s advice. Unfortunately for people, while I am a Registered Representive of a Broker Dealer (which means I can buy and sell financial products on behalf of investment managers and individuals), my expertise resides in designing and building financial trading platforms, and not in making stock recommendations. Additionally, Kanye is neither a Registered Representative nor a Certified Financial Planner. He made a salient point about achieving financial stability without pausing to provide a path to get there.
Fortunately, “Digestible Investing: A tasty guide to the world’s most important financial concepts and products” is that path.
It’s an encyclopedia of financial terms and defintions, crafted into an allegory of palatable proprotions, and fueled by almost 2 decades of learning about financial concepts. My path to financial independence started at 7 years old, when I asked my dad to explain the stock market. He told me it was a place where people bought and sold shares of publicly traded companies. I looked deep into his eyes, utterly confused, and returned to my practice of isolating the marshmellows from the oats in my bowl of lucky charms. Since then I have studied financial economics, worked as a financial services consultant, and passed the Series 7 in order to practice as a licensed Registered Representative. You could say I started from the bottom of my class in a notoriously wealthy Boston suburb. Since then I’ve drawn inspiration from iconic works of art, ranging from killer Kanye lyrics, to Anthony Bourdain’s satanic sarcasm in Kitchen Confidential, to Margot Robbie’s provactive précis on Mortgage Backed Securities in a bathtub during The Wolf of Wall Street, to John Updike’s fundamental foray into the lessons garned from a visit to the grocery store in A&P. Now we’re here. Now my whole team ***** here.
I hope you brought your appetite.
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