🍃 Treasury Bill
TL,DR: Like lettuce, lacking substance Treasury Bills / Lettucelacking substanceshort lifespansafe and mildly nutritiousEatamology “T-Bills” or “Bills” for short refer to the hard copy form of these bonds, which looks very much like a dollar bill, and which was created by President Hoover at the start of the Great Depression to raise money for the government when tax income dropped dramatically. The Department of the Treasury, a division of the Executive Branch (which is controlled by POTUS),...
🚶Who are you?
TL,DR: Choose suitable investments based on your goals and risk tolerance. “Pete Townshend was conflicted because he feared The Who had sold out, and seeing The Sex Pistols, who were icons of rebellion, exacerbated him even more. Pete left that bar and passed out in a random doorway in Soho (a part of London). A policeman recognized him ("A policeman knew my name") and being kind, woke him and told him, "You can go sleep at home tonight (instead of a jail cell), if you can get up and walk awa...
☀️ ESG
TL,DR: ESG designations are labels meant to indicate ethical products ESG | Organic, Non-GMO, Ethically SourcedLike organic, non-gmo, and ethically sourced marketing labels, ESG labels are applied when a company allegedly meets regulatory standardsCan be related to the product itself, or associated impacts from the productEatamology “ESG” stands for environmental, social, and governance. It’s a broad and sometimes subjective label that attracts investors concerned about outcomes and ethics in...
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🍃 Treasury Bill
TL,DR: Like lettuce, lacking substance Treasury Bills / Lettucelacking substanceshort lifespansafe and mildly nutritiousEatamology “T-Bills” or “Bills” for short refer to the hard copy form of these bonds, which looks very much like a dollar bill, and which was created by President Hoover at the start of the Great Depression to raise money for the government when tax income dropped dramatically. The Department of the Treasury, a division of the Executive Branch (which is controlled by POTUS),...
🚶Who are you?
TL,DR: Choose suitable investments based on your goals and risk tolerance. “Pete Townshend was conflicted because he feared The Who had sold out, and seeing The Sex Pistols, who were icons of rebellion, exacerbated him even more. Pete left that bar and passed out in a random doorway in Soho (a part of London). A policeman recognized him ("A policeman knew my name") and being kind, woke him and told him, "You can go sleep at home tonight (instead of a jail cell), if you can get up and walk awa...
☀️ ESG
TL,DR: ESG designations are labels meant to indicate ethical products ESG | Organic, Non-GMO, Ethically SourcedLike organic, non-gmo, and ethically sourced marketing labels, ESG labels are applied when a company allegedly meets regulatory standardsCan be related to the product itself, or associated impacts from the productEatamology “ESG” stands for environmental, social, and governance. It’s a broad and sometimes subjective label that attracts investors concerned about outcomes and ethics in...
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Helping future investors understand finance and crypto using digestible analogies. I hope you brought your appetite. Not a financial advisor
TL,DR: Common stocks offer less insurance in exchange for voting power
Common Stock / Raw Fruit
standard and basic
buyer has control over the product
lacks protections and assurances
Preferred Stock / Prepared Fruit
luxury item
packaged and ready for low effort consumption
includes protections and assurances
“Eatamology” “Common” stocks represent the most basic type of shares available and do not contain frills or special circumstances. “Preferred” stocks are named for the perks, including preferential treatment amongst stockholders during a liquidation or bankruptcy.
Financials Common stockholders receive voting rights proportional to the number of shares they own. With these votes, stockholders can influence board member appointments and ultimately the company direction. Sometimes activist investors buy up a substantial number of company shares, 10-50% of all shares outstanding, in order to take over the company and change it’s strategic initiatives. Similar to the liquidation hierarchy, common stock owners are eligible for dividends, but only after the preferred stockholders have already been paid. Preferred stockholders do not receive voting rights - like packaged goods, the supplier and not the buyer retains control of how the product is used. Company’s issuing preferred stock can take advantage of public investment without sacrificing the risk of activist investor takeover. In exchange for the loss in voting rights, preferred stockholders receive first dibs on dividends and other payouts.
TL,DR: Common stocks offer less insurance in exchange for voting power
Common Stock / Raw Fruit
standard and basic
buyer has control over the product
lacks protections and assurances
Preferred Stock / Prepared Fruit
luxury item
packaged and ready for low effort consumption
includes protections and assurances
“Eatamology” “Common” stocks represent the most basic type of shares available and do not contain frills or special circumstances. “Preferred” stocks are named for the perks, including preferential treatment amongst stockholders during a liquidation or bankruptcy.
Financials Common stockholders receive voting rights proportional to the number of shares they own. With these votes, stockholders can influence board member appointments and ultimately the company direction. Sometimes activist investors buy up a substantial number of company shares, 10-50% of all shares outstanding, in order to take over the company and change it’s strategic initiatives. Similar to the liquidation hierarchy, common stock owners are eligible for dividends, but only after the preferred stockholders have already been paid. Preferred stockholders do not receive voting rights - like packaged goods, the supplier and not the buyer retains control of how the product is used. Company’s issuing preferred stock can take advantage of public investment without sacrificing the risk of activist investor takeover. In exchange for the loss in voting rights, preferred stockholders receive first dibs on dividends and other payouts.

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