🍃 Treasury Bill
TL,DR: Like lettuce, lacking substance Treasury Bills / Lettucelacking substanceshort lifespansafe and mildly nutritiousEatamology “T-Bills” or “Bills” for short refer to the hard copy form of these bonds, which looks very much like a dollar bill, and which was created by President Hoover at the start of the Great Depression to raise money for the government when tax income dropped dramatically. The Department of the Treasury, a division of the Executive Branch (which is controlled by POTUS),...
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TL,DR: Choose suitable investments based on your goals and risk tolerance. “Pete Townshend was conflicted because he feared The Who had sold out, and seeing The Sex Pistols, who were icons of rebellion, exacerbated him even more. Pete left that bar and passed out in a random doorway in Soho (a part of London). A policeman recognized him ("A policeman knew my name") and being kind, woke him and told him, "You can go sleep at home tonight (instead of a jail cell), if you can get up and walk awa...
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Helping future investors understand finance and crypto using digestible analogies. I hope you brought your appetite. Not a financial advisor
🍃 Treasury Bill
TL,DR: Like lettuce, lacking substance Treasury Bills / Lettucelacking substanceshort lifespansafe and mildly nutritiousEatamology “T-Bills” or “Bills” for short refer to the hard copy form of these bonds, which looks very much like a dollar bill, and which was created by President Hoover at the start of the Great Depression to raise money for the government when tax income dropped dramatically. The Department of the Treasury, a division of the Executive Branch (which is controlled by POTUS),...
🚶Who are you?
TL,DR: Choose suitable investments based on your goals and risk tolerance. “Pete Townshend was conflicted because he feared The Who had sold out, and seeing The Sex Pistols, who were icons of rebellion, exacerbated him even more. Pete left that bar and passed out in a random doorway in Soho (a part of London). A policeman recognized him ("A policeman knew my name") and being kind, woke him and told him, "You can go sleep at home tonight (instead of a jail cell), if you can get up and walk awa...
☀️ ESG
TL,DR: ESG designations are labels meant to indicate ethical products ESG | Organic, Non-GMO, Ethically SourcedLike organic, non-gmo, and ethically sourced marketing labels, ESG labels are applied when a company allegedly meets regulatory standardsCan be related to the product itself, or associated impacts from the productEatamology “ESG” stands for environmental, social, and governance. It’s a broad and sometimes subjective label that attracts investors concerned about outcomes and ethics in...
Helping future investors understand finance and crypto using digestible analogies. I hope you brought your appetite. Not a financial advisor

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TL,DR: Like a potato, treasury bonds are reliable and long lasting
Treasury Bond / Potato
long lasting
reliable during times of crisis
lacking excitement or nutritional value
practical
Eatamology
Bonds issued by the treasury.
Financials Issued by the U.S. Treasury, T Bonds mature in 10 to 30 years, making the long term investments that reward investors with higher interest rates. Interest rates on 30 year maturities have reached historic lows recently, dipping well below 2% as of publication. They carry little to no risk of default due to the “full faith and credit” clause, but do have a high degree of interest rate risk. These bonds are found on the long end of the “the curve”, where interest rates are typically higher, but sometimes invert and create market paranoia.
The Curve / Red Wine The Curve refers to the yield curve, which typically gets better with age. The longer you wait, the better the product should taste.
Inverted Yield Curve / White Wine When the yield curve inverts, short term products yield more than long term products. In these scenarios, only white wine makes sense.
Nutrition Facts Price: Par Issue Frequency: bi-weekly Maturity: Long Interest/Coupon Amount: Low - Medium Coupon Type: Fixed or Zero Yield: Low - Medium Tax Status: Tax Exempt
TL,DR: Like a potato, treasury bonds are reliable and long lasting
Treasury Bond / Potato
long lasting
reliable during times of crisis
lacking excitement or nutritional value
practical
Eatamology
Bonds issued by the treasury.
Financials Issued by the U.S. Treasury, T Bonds mature in 10 to 30 years, making the long term investments that reward investors with higher interest rates. Interest rates on 30 year maturities have reached historic lows recently, dipping well below 2% as of publication. They carry little to no risk of default due to the “full faith and credit” clause, but do have a high degree of interest rate risk. These bonds are found on the long end of the “the curve”, where interest rates are typically higher, but sometimes invert and create market paranoia.
The Curve / Red Wine The Curve refers to the yield curve, which typically gets better with age. The longer you wait, the better the product should taste.
Inverted Yield Curve / White Wine When the yield curve inverts, short term products yield more than long term products. In these scenarios, only white wine makes sense.
Nutrition Facts Price: Par Issue Frequency: bi-weekly Maturity: Long Interest/Coupon Amount: Low - Medium Coupon Type: Fixed or Zero Yield: Low - Medium Tax Status: Tax Exempt
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