“What's that? Something on my... Oh, the drabble on this shirt. Well, this is embarrassing. Yeah, no matter how many times I wash it or take it to the cleaners, it's still there - always and forever, forever my partner in this button-down life, ha. I know, I know, why not just get rid of the shirt? Well, it's a good shirt; it was a gift. I don't care if she left me for a French pianist; most of the time, it goes unnoticed by.....

“What's that? Something on my... Oh, the drabble on this shirt. Well, this is embarrassing. Yeah, no matter how many times I wash it or take it to the cleaners, it's still there - always and forever, forever my partner in this button-down life, ha. I know, I know, why not just get rid of the shirt? Well, it's a good shirt; it was a gift. I don't care if she left me for a French pianist; most of the time, it goes unnoticed by.....

Listen to me instead of a robot here: Apple, Spotify, Pocket Casts Content Warning: This post contains adult language and themes.The Pilot by Nash UrbanOh, splendid. You're here. I have a story to tell you—a delightful tale to regale you with. Come, come. Now, did I ever tell you about the time I tried to become a pilot? Well, I wanted to fly, take to the skies, without chemical assistance mind you. So, I looked into what it would take to get ‘airborne’ as it were; get my…

Listen to me instead of a robot here: Apple, Spotify, Pocket Casts Content Warning: This post contains adult language and themes.The Pilot by Nash UrbanOh, splendid. You're here. I have a story to tell you—a delightful tale to regale you with. Come, come. Now, did I ever tell you about the time I tried to become a pilot? Well, I wanted to fly, take to the skies, without chemical assistance mind you. So, I looked into what it would take to get ‘airborne’ as it were; get my…

Nothing Against Vampires by Nash UrbanThe Monster's Ball is supposed to be something sacred, something celebrated; something I look forward to...

Nothing Against Vampires by Nash UrbanThe Monster's Ball is supposed to be something sacred, something celebrated; something I look forward to...

The car shifted into neutral and rolled to a stop, the sound of the rain and the wipers a barrier to the outside world, dull and unbiased. "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" Each aggressive word in staccato accompanied Alex's open palms pounding on the steering wheel, crescendoing into a final "Fuuuuuuuuck!" He wasn't quite sure why he chose this spot. Both hands ran through his wet hair from front to ...

The car shifted into neutral and rolled to a stop, the sound of the rain and the wipers a barrier to the outside world, dull and unbiased. "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" Each aggressive word in staccato accompanied Alex's open palms pounding on the steering wheel, crescendoing into a final "Fuuuuuuuuck!" He wasn't quite sure why he chose this spot. Both hands ran through his wet hair from front to ...

John held his card up to the reader and let out a well-deserved sigh. The week was done. "Heading to the Alibi to grab a few drinks. You joining?" he called out, stepping to the side of the reader. Jessie took his turn at the machine, greeted by the sweet sound of clocking out…

John held his card up to the reader and let out a well-deserved sigh. The week was done. "Heading to the Alibi to grab a few drinks. You joining?" he called out, stepping to the side of the reader. Jessie took his turn at the machine, greeted by the sweet sound of clocking out…

I never did like History much. Especially 4th-period history. There was only one thing I ever thought of during 4th period—lunch...

I never did like History much. Especially 4th-period history. There was only one thing I ever thought of during 4th period—lunch...