
Gameweek 30 of the English Premier League was one of those times when the biggest results happened to be draws. And there were a lot of draws, 6 of the 10 games this gameweek ended level, but there were some very significant results among those draws. Here are all the winners and losers from the action.
16 years and 73 days, that's how long it took Max Dowman to score his first goal for Arsenal Football Club. Whenever I see stats like this one, I wonder what I was doing at the ripe old age of 16. I certainly wasn't banging in crucial goals for one of the best football teams in the world in the middle of a title charge.
However, as those who watched the Arsenal game might remember, the goal was just one event in what was a beautiful cameo for the teenager. At 74 minutes, when he came on, Arsenal looked lost for ideas and seemed to be heading for a draw with Everton. And then Arteta threw the teenager on, perhaps in a move borne out of desperation more than anything else, but it worked because the game completely changed from then on.
To put it simply: the young man made things happen. Just look at his delivery into the box for the Gyokeres goal. To play this kind of cross and leave Jordan Pickford in no man's land on a night when Pickford had been imperious until then is incredibly impressive. To do all that at the age of 16 in such a high-pressure environment is not just incredibly impressive, it's magical. Let the comparisons begin, then, Messi, Kaka, Ozil, throw whatever name you like into the mix.
Pep Guardiola served a touchline ban as Manchester City took on West Ham. Before the game, Guardiola had said, and rightly so, that City could not afford to drop any more points in the title race. It's the kind of quote a veteran of several successful title pursuits makes before his team blows one of the lesser teams in the league out of the water to keep the pressure on the team they are chasing.
However, there are really no lesser teams in the Premier League these days. Manchester City did not blow West Ham out of the water. Pep's team did indeed drop 2 more points in the title race. And the characteristically expressive Spaniard had to watch this all from the stands, unable to react to the events unfolding below him in his usual fashion.
The final score was uninspiring: Manchester City 1 - West Ham. A lot of people have declared Arsenal title winners following the result. I would be a lot more cautious with that claim; stranger things have happened with fewer games left in an English Premier League title race. That notwithstanding, City are certainly not making it as difficult for Arsenal as possible.
Go tell it on the mountain, Nuno Espirito Santo is orchestrating one of the great relegation escapes of all time.
One man's food, they say, is another man's poison. And indeed, a 1-1 draw to the 18th-placed team on the table in the middle of a title race must have tasted poisonous to Pep Guardiola, perhaps even venomous enough to finish off any title hopes this season. However, to Nuno, that draw would have tasted like glory.
You have to understand, with 8 games left to go, West Ham have pulled themselves level on points with Nottingham Forest, and one point beneath Tottenham. The destiny of the Hammers is in their own hands now, and unlike Forest, they don't have to play in Europe, so there are no distractions. At the moment, London Stadium is a machine concerned with only one thing: the salvation of the Hammers. With Nuno leading the charge and calling the plays, I wouldn't count them out until the very last kick.
Three defeats on the bounce for the Villans. Unai Emery is quietly going from cult hero to, if not the main villain, a secondary antagonist in the story of Aston Villa's 25/26 English Premier League campaign. Like the gameweek before this one, this gameweek presented Villa with another opponent jockeying for a top-four finish, and they promptly crumbled as Manchester United ran out 3-1 winners on the day. Villa now sit in 4th place with 51 points; had Liverpool and Chelsea capitalised on Villa's shakiness and won their games, Emery's team might be as far down as 6th at the moment. It's a brutal fall from grace for a club that was in conversations for unlikely Premier League winners just two months ago.
However, as we all know, two months is a lifetime in football. And look, yes, I know that Villa has so many injuries to deal with at the moment, with key personnel like Tielemans and Kamara on the sidelines. But the club invested quite a bit in new players in January, with the likes of Douglas Luiz and Tammy Abraham joining. If Emery can't find a way to make his squad work even with key players missing, it might be another year playing in the Europa League or the UEFA Conference League for Villa instead of the Champions League.
The seagulls now have 3 wins in their last 5 games in the league, and they might be well on their way to flying again. Against Sunderland, Brighton displayed a sturdiness that has seemed to come out of nowhere lately. This is not a club you typically associate with great defensive performances and grinding out wins with narrow margins. 2 of their 8 clean sheets this season have come in the last five games as a club (and manager) that prides itself on verticality and attacking football, learn that not letting in goals is essential to winning football games.
Against Sunderland, they were at their dogged best; the game was mostly even between two roughly equal teams. In fact, both teams scored on the day, but Sunderland had a goal ruled out for offside. Even Yankuba Minteh's goal, which decided the game, was most likely a miscued strike from the young winger that snuck past Roefs in the Sunderland goal. However, Brighton got the goal, Brighton dug in, Brighton held on, and Brighton won; that's all that matters. With 8 games to go, if Brighton is to find a way back to Europe, they will need a lot more dogged, sturdy performances like these.
The memes circulated online before the kickoff at Anfield, and Liverpool went out and played exactly as the memes predicted. The stage was well set: Tottenham, on a 12-game winless run in the league, and Liverpool, needing to pick up every point possible to keep their dreams of Champions League football next season alive. Naturally, Liverpool went out and played a 1-1 draw with the team in the worst form in the league at the moment. Had Liverpool beaten Tottenham, they would be 4th right now with 52 points.
It's certainly not too late to make it into the UCL next season, and indeed, finishing 5th might be enough to make it happen. Nonetheless, if Liverpool doesn't make it after all, they might very well look back on this result with sadness as the point at which their pursuit of UCL football started coming off the rails. Up next, Liverpool play a Brighton team who are beginning to find their feet again; nothing less than a perfect performance on Saturday will do for keeping your dreams alive.

Gameweek 30 of the English Premier League was one of those times when the biggest results happened to be draws. And there were a lot of draws, 6 of the 10 games this gameweek ended level, but there were some very significant results among those draws. Here are all the winners and losers from the action.
16 years and 73 days, that's how long it took Max Dowman to score his first goal for Arsenal Football Club. Whenever I see stats like this one, I wonder what I was doing at the ripe old age of 16. I certainly wasn't banging in crucial goals for one of the best football teams in the world in the middle of a title charge.
However, as those who watched the Arsenal game might remember, the goal was just one event in what was a beautiful cameo for the teenager. At 74 minutes, when he came on, Arsenal looked lost for ideas and seemed to be heading for a draw with Everton. And then Arteta threw the teenager on, perhaps in a move borne out of desperation more than anything else, but it worked because the game completely changed from then on.
To put it simply: the young man made things happen. Just look at his delivery into the box for the Gyokeres goal. To play this kind of cross and leave Jordan Pickford in no man's land on a night when Pickford had been imperious until then is incredibly impressive. To do all that at the age of 16 in such a high-pressure environment is not just incredibly impressive, it's magical. Let the comparisons begin, then, Messi, Kaka, Ozil, throw whatever name you like into the mix.
Pep Guardiola served a touchline ban as Manchester City took on West Ham. Before the game, Guardiola had said, and rightly so, that City could not afford to drop any more points in the title race. It's the kind of quote a veteran of several successful title pursuits makes before his team blows one of the lesser teams in the league out of the water to keep the pressure on the team they are chasing.
However, there are really no lesser teams in the Premier League these days. Manchester City did not blow West Ham out of the water. Pep's team did indeed drop 2 more points in the title race. And the characteristically expressive Spaniard had to watch this all from the stands, unable to react to the events unfolding below him in his usual fashion.
The final score was uninspiring: Manchester City 1 - West Ham. A lot of people have declared Arsenal title winners following the result. I would be a lot more cautious with that claim; stranger things have happened with fewer games left in an English Premier League title race. That notwithstanding, City are certainly not making it as difficult for Arsenal as possible.
Go tell it on the mountain, Nuno Espirito Santo is orchestrating one of the great relegation escapes of all time.
One man's food, they say, is another man's poison. And indeed, a 1-1 draw to the 18th-placed team on the table in the middle of a title race must have tasted poisonous to Pep Guardiola, perhaps even venomous enough to finish off any title hopes this season. However, to Nuno, that draw would have tasted like glory.
You have to understand, with 8 games left to go, West Ham have pulled themselves level on points with Nottingham Forest, and one point beneath Tottenham. The destiny of the Hammers is in their own hands now, and unlike Forest, they don't have to play in Europe, so there are no distractions. At the moment, London Stadium is a machine concerned with only one thing: the salvation of the Hammers. With Nuno leading the charge and calling the plays, I wouldn't count them out until the very last kick.
Three defeats on the bounce for the Villans. Unai Emery is quietly going from cult hero to, if not the main villain, a secondary antagonist in the story of Aston Villa's 25/26 English Premier League campaign. Like the gameweek before this one, this gameweek presented Villa with another opponent jockeying for a top-four finish, and they promptly crumbled as Manchester United ran out 3-1 winners on the day. Villa now sit in 4th place with 51 points; had Liverpool and Chelsea capitalised on Villa's shakiness and won their games, Emery's team might be as far down as 6th at the moment. It's a brutal fall from grace for a club that was in conversations for unlikely Premier League winners just two months ago.
However, as we all know, two months is a lifetime in football. And look, yes, I know that Villa has so many injuries to deal with at the moment, with key personnel like Tielemans and Kamara on the sidelines. But the club invested quite a bit in new players in January, with the likes of Douglas Luiz and Tammy Abraham joining. If Emery can't find a way to make his squad work even with key players missing, it might be another year playing in the Europa League or the UEFA Conference League for Villa instead of the Champions League.
The seagulls now have 3 wins in their last 5 games in the league, and they might be well on their way to flying again. Against Sunderland, Brighton displayed a sturdiness that has seemed to come out of nowhere lately. This is not a club you typically associate with great defensive performances and grinding out wins with narrow margins. 2 of their 8 clean sheets this season have come in the last five games as a club (and manager) that prides itself on verticality and attacking football, learn that not letting in goals is essential to winning football games.
Against Sunderland, they were at their dogged best; the game was mostly even between two roughly equal teams. In fact, both teams scored on the day, but Sunderland had a goal ruled out for offside. Even Yankuba Minteh's goal, which decided the game, was most likely a miscued strike from the young winger that snuck past Roefs in the Sunderland goal. However, Brighton got the goal, Brighton dug in, Brighton held on, and Brighton won; that's all that matters. With 8 games to go, if Brighton is to find a way back to Europe, they will need a lot more dogged, sturdy performances like these.
The memes circulated online before the kickoff at Anfield, and Liverpool went out and played exactly as the memes predicted. The stage was well set: Tottenham, on a 12-game winless run in the league, and Liverpool, needing to pick up every point possible to keep their dreams of Champions League football next season alive. Naturally, Liverpool went out and played a 1-1 draw with the team in the worst form in the league at the moment. Had Liverpool beaten Tottenham, they would be 4th right now with 52 points.
It's certainly not too late to make it into the UCL next season, and indeed, finishing 5th might be enough to make it happen. Nonetheless, if Liverpool doesn't make it after all, they might very well look back on this result with sadness as the point at which their pursuit of UCL football started coming off the rails. Up next, Liverpool play a Brighton team who are beginning to find their feet again; nothing less than a perfect performance on Saturday will do for keeping your dreams alive.

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it's almost a week late but everyone's mind has been on the ucl fixtures, so, if you want to recall what happened last time out in the epl before the new round of games kickoff tonight then here are the winners and losers from last time out. https://paragraph.com/@thefalsenine/epl-gw30-winners-and-losers