Timmy the Time Traveller and the Great Sand Rat Rumble Before you journey through time, you must conquer your laundry pile. Timmy, covered in sand from his most recent trip to Ancient Egypt (curse you, camel tumble), stood before his washer like a gladiator before battle. "First laundry," he muttered, brushing a miniature pyramid out of his sock. "Then, rat." Yes, the rat. It all started when Timmy returned from the past, still wearing a pharaoh’s ceremonial robe and holding half a falafel. H...