Chapter 1: The SetupXDick wasn’t your average crypto trader—he was a full-blown degen. He thrived on chaos, lived for the thrill of high-risk plays, and had a knack for sniffing out opportunities in the wild west of blockchain. But even he had his limits. When he got roped into a project called IVNK, a meme coin with Ivanka Trump branding, he thought it was just another quick flip. That was until he saw the fine print. The founders had already signed a contract that made the entire operation ...

Chapter 1: The SetupXDick wasn’t your average crypto trader—he was a full-blown degen. He thrived on chaos, lived for the thrill of high-risk plays, and had a knack for sniffing out opportunities in the wild west of blockchain. But even he had his limits. When he got roped into a project called IVNK, a meme coin with Ivanka Trump branding, he thought it was just another quick flip. That was until he saw the fine print. The founders had already signed a contract that made the entire operation ...