Departments
The Satirical Review
The set pieces — satire in the full register, where the ridicule does the arguing.
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The Strongman Who Mistook Civilization for Decay
Trump calls Europe "decaying" because it stopped behaving like Trump—a worldview last held earnestly by the generals of 1914.
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Trump’s Chamberlain Moment: How to Appease a Dictator in Three Easy Steps
(Or: How to Hand Ukraine to Putin While Smiling for Russian State TV)
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Duty, Honor, Country: Concepts Too Complex for Donald Trump to Grasp
A soldier who lived beside Arlington on what sacrifice actually means—and why a man who called the fallen "suckers" was never going to grasp it.
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THE ARSONIST’S ECONOMY
An economy designed not to lift citizens, but to weaken them into submission.
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Cloaked in Robes: How America's Supreme Court Turned Trump’s Carnival into a Coronation
Keep watching the clown. The real act happens in dim light, where robed hands rig a republic into an elective monarchy.
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The Anti-Woke Death Spiral: How Trump’s Culture War Could Kill Conservatism
The crusade meant to save American conservatism is becoming the anchor that finally drags it under.