This short story was inspired by love, fever dreams, and the new Instagram heart thing (it was new at the time of writing). It all started when I first saw the little heart any animation when you liked a Direct Message in a private conversation at that time on Instagram. I was impressed, and tired, so I had this to say about it: Bro I swear Zuck got a notification on his phone while we were sleeping and he was fuming scrolling through our chat history seeing we discussed his CIA plans. Readin...