CryptoJazzHands

If your tokenomics deck reads like a ransom note, investors don’t need a safe word. They need an exit. Jargon isn’t strategy. Acronyms aren’t clarity. If you want someone to take you seriously, stop writing like you’re holding your own product hostage.

Clarity isn’t sexy—until it closes a deal. Then it’s the hottest thing in the room. The sooner you stop chasing “differentiation theater” and start explaining why your idea makes sense in one sentence, the sooner people will actually say yes.

Your algorithm isn’t mad at you. It’s just bored. If you keep feeding it beige content, it will keep serving you beige results. Make it human, make it sharp, make it something someone might actually share—and suddenly the algorithm perks up like it’s had espresso.

Your story is a system, not a slogan. A slogan is a sticker you slap on top. A system is the architecture of meaning underneath your product. Get the system right, and the slogans write themselves.

If your deck says “innovation stack,” just stop. Nobody stacks innovation. Pancakes, yes. Lego bricks, sure. Innovation? That just means you had no idea what to call it, so you Frankensteined two buzzwords together. Investors see it, and they immediately wonder what else you’re making up.

Web3 bingo: “frictionless onboarding,” “multi-chain synergy,” “layer 12.” Still waiting for someone to put “clear message” on the board. Spoiler: clarity is the only square that wins you the game.