That’s a Messaging Crime.It’s not just about being early. It’s about sounding like you belong at this altitude. When prices moon, founders panic post. When communities surge, brands buckle. When retail returns, so do the narratives we thought we buried in 2021. Now is not the time for boring decks and investor-safe taglines. It’s time for narrative agility, category leadership, and a brand voice that could order a martini and walk away with the room. Here’s what I’m seeing:👀 Meme-forward mes...

That’s a Messaging Crime.It’s not just about being early. It’s about sounding like you belong at this altitude. When prices moon, founders panic post. When communities surge, brands buckle. When retail returns, so do the narratives we thought we buried in 2021. Now is not the time for boring decks and investor-safe taglines. It’s time for narrative agility, category leadership, and a brand voice that could order a martini and walk away with the room. Here’s what I’m seeing:👀 Meme-forward mes...

If your deck says “innovation stack,” just stop. Nobody stacks innovation. Pancakes, yes. Lego bricks, sure. Innovation? That just means you had no idea what to call it, so you Frankensteined two buzzwords together. Investors see it, and they immediately wonder what else you’re making up.

If your deck says “innovation stack,” just stop. Nobody stacks innovation. Pancakes, yes. Lego bricks, sure. Innovation? That just means you had no idea what to call it, so you Frankensteined two buzzwords together. Investors see it, and they immediately wonder what else you’re making up.

If your tokenomics deck reads like a ransom note, investors don’t need a safe word. They need an exit. Jargon isn’t strategy. Acronyms aren’t clarity. If you want someone to take you seriously, stop writing like you’re holding your own product hostage.

If your tokenomics deck reads like a ransom note, investors don’t need a safe word. They need an exit. Jargon isn’t strategy. Acronyms aren’t clarity. If you want someone to take you seriously, stop writing like you’re holding your own product hostage.

WANTED For crimes against clarity, coherence, and critical thinking. 🕵‍♀️ Offense: Pretending hype is a go-to-market plan. “We’re partnering with top KOLs to build awareness.” Cool. And then what? Messaging isn't a follower count. It’s not a retweet from someone with laser eyes. It’s not a Discord AMA. It’s not a Hail Mary giveaway with no follow-up sequence. Here’s the thing: 💣 KOLs are an amplifier, not a foundation. If the message sucks, louder isn’t better—it’s just riskier.

WANTED For crimes against clarity, coherence, and critical thinking. 🕵‍♀️ Offense: Pretending hype is a go-to-market plan. “We’re partnering with top KOLs to build awareness.” Cool. And then what? Messaging isn't a follower count. It’s not a retweet from someone with laser eyes. It’s not a Discord AMA. It’s not a Hail Mary giveaway with no follow-up sequence. Here’s the thing: 💣 KOLs are an amplifier, not a foundation. If the message sucks, louder isn’t better—it’s just riskier.

Clarity isn’t sexy—until it closes a deal. Then it’s the hottest thing in the room. The sooner you stop chasing “differentiation theater” and start explaining why your idea makes sense in one sentence, the sooner people will actually say yes.

Clarity isn’t sexy—until it closes a deal. Then it’s the hottest thing in the room. The sooner you stop chasing “differentiation theater” and start explaining why your idea makes sense in one sentence, the sooner people will actually say yes.